Kevin's Watch

Hahaha .. good one Doc

Oh, my, these are brilliantly bad!! So many choices, from bad to worse!

I'll give it a couple of days for the final participants to weigh in.

I love it, keep it coming (samwr3 is on a ROLL!!)

deer of the dawn wrote:(samwr3 is on a ROLL!!)

Samwr3 on roll.
Emperor of Haiku! So....
He would be Kaiser?

#10
I was on a roll
I wonder how I fit there?
with good butter

#11
You all must worry
writing bad haiku is mine
now more worse haiku

#12
Final haiku here
finally off my roll now
haiku all yours now

Haiku shmiku mine
From down under we will shine
Worst awful yukky

Sitting in the bath
Playing on my phone for gold
... worst haiku ever

Riding on my bike
Sun shining in front of me
Right before the crash

Jumping with the Roos
Having so much fun with them
Joeys in the pouch

Waiting is so hard
Everyone has had a turn.
Who will win the game?

How to Haiku

This line has five syllables
This line has seven
And five syllables to end

While waiting we try
To poetise poor haiku
Thus we go nowhere

This was tough. I am pretty sure we broke Haiku as an art form, forever.

So much admirable badness. Oh. My. Word.

But, someone must be chosen. For me, the winner is Sky, for striking the right tone of absurdity with poetic flow. Your Haiku is strong. And includes animals, which suits you perfectly.

Skyweir wrote:Hi Koo Hi Koo you,
Irritatingly brilliant,
You cause me to moo

A fat cow may am,
I moo, I moo, at you maam
For high koos my jam

I sing and shout out
My moo, my high koo is true
But no one can hear

Congrats, Sky, my wgds are yours.

Those people wallowing in the Tank do not know what they are missing! We have the best and most profound and insightful stuff rightcheer!!

whoooot whoooot wow I won



Mine was the WORST ... YIPPEE YIPPEEE

YOU bet we do Deer

Yeah our skyweir won!
This bad, crazy haiku contest
and won some dollars!

Do I get a consolation prize for congratulating skyweir in haiku form

samrw3 wrote:Yeah our skyweir won!
This bad, crazy haiku contest
and won some dollars!

Wait what??? I won some dollars???

Really? wow .. this just keeps getting better ..

mmm.. will I be able to buy a ticket to fly

Skyweir wrote:

samrw3 wrote:Yeah our skyweir won!
This bad, crazy haiku contest
and won some dollars!

Wait what??? I won some dollars???

Really? wow .. this just keeps getting better ..

mmm.. will I be able to buy a ticket to fly

I haven't yet found an airline that will accept white gold dollars, yet. Or anyone else, for that matter. What's up with that?

Sky, you get to determine the next contest. Then you pick the winner, and award them wgd500. Yep, the same ones you won from me. So don't spend 'em all in one place!

Wow .. thats incredible

Oh wow .. I didnt read about all this so didnt realise how it worked LOL

mmm... what kind of writing comp should we have ..

Oh I know worst Limerick of all time .. ok so have at it Watchy Watchers ..

samrw3 wrote:Do I get a consolation prize for congratulating skyweir in haiku form

Sure, why not? I'm feeling generous today (probably the post-op painkillers). Sending you WGD100. You are welcome.

There once was a limerick bad
So bad, that in fact it was sad.
It never would sell,
It didn't read well
The meter was way off and it didn't even rhyme, for crying out loud.

Well we are off to a brilliant start

It will be quite the trick
to write the best limerick
But watch out I'm betting
and you all will be fretting
when my limerick is the pick!


I have a baby avatar
of which there is no par
some think it may be silly
but I think it is quite the dilly
with it I can go quite far.


Maybe I'll win if I bribe skyweir
then of first place I would have no fear
some think that is cheating
but in first place I'll be seating
and the rest of you will say oh dear!