ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Zylons and Zygons fighting with superior technology drawn to a standstill.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
All Gods are mandated to use a starship after unfortunate incident Alpha Omega Case Beta. The universal lawyers have refused all Gods to discuss exactly what happened in that case but there are some rumors of a Big Bang creating Earth....
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Blood in blood out, alien gangs blasting away with pulse rifles.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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Couldn't be cuz all the cool Space-Gods have one, now could it?
Couldn't be cuz all the cool Space-Gods have one, now could it?
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Disruption blasts and pulse rifles and shields set to maximum
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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E=mc² becomes a divine revelation aboard a starship with God at warp speed, that's why.
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+JMJ+
Gradius Moai burping energy rings at every passing ship may've once been funny, but now it's just so damn annoying.
Gradius Moai burping energy rings at every passing ship may've once been funny, but now it's just so damn annoying.
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Internet Connectivity — the Starfleet innovation which God has rather cheekily dubbed the "Information Superhighway" — is precisely the sort of whizbang Gizmo of Tomorrow that a thoroughly modern deity needs in order to showcase his techno-savvy while surfing the interstellar dust. Now, if there were only a long-enough cord….
Internet Connectivity — the Starfleet innovation which God has rather cheekily dubbed the "Information Superhighway" — is precisely the sort of whizbang Gizmo of Tomorrow that a thoroughly modern deity needs in order to showcase his techno-savvy while surfing the interstellar dust. Now, if there were only a long-enough cord….
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Krispies' signature sonics — when actuated by warp-speed milk — attain a purity of form approaching that of musicality.
Krispies' signature sonics — when actuated by warp-speed milk — attain a purity of form approaching that of musicality.
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Licking the warp core is a divinity-sized Double God Dare.
Licking the warp core is a divinity-sized Double God Dare.
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Malarkey!!! God DOESN'T need a starship; it's all the devil's propaganda!
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Nimbus Ⅲ is shapin' up to be a promising territory in the hunt for new acolytes. The inhabitants just need a little incentive. Hmmm … maybe a Fan Dance?
Nimbus Ⅲ is shapin' up to be a promising territory in the hunt for new acolytes. The inhabitants just need a little incentive. Hmmm … maybe a Fan Dance?
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Orange you glad that your vintage Starship comes decked in far out, hushed earth-tones? God sure is. Can you dig it?
Orange you glad that your vintage Starship comes decked in far out, hushed earth-tones? God sure is. Can you dig it?
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Pleasure Planets — the singular obsession of certain randy 20th century sci-fi authors — are now a real thing. They shouldn't be. Desperately Seeking Jamaharon, meet my heat-seeking torpedoes. Ka-blam!
Pleasure Planets — the singular obsession of certain randy 20th century sci-fi authors — are now a real thing. They shouldn't be. Desperately Seeking Jamaharon, meet my heat-seeking torpedoes. Ka-blam!
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Quelling unrest on uppity planets needs precision weaponry in order to both target the malcontents and leave the unctuous and obeisant in blessed tranquility. Waiting for the harvest and the time of reaping, we shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
Quelling unrest on uppity planets needs precision weaponry in order to both target the malcontents and leave the unctuous and obeisant in blessed tranquility. Waiting for the harvest and the time of reaping, we shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
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Rescuing long-disappeared species from extinction in the past through the magic of Starship time-travel is a deliciously deceptive prelude to enslaving them in the present. Today's lesson, kiddos: He who saves 'em, enslaves 'em.
Rescuing long-disappeared species from extinction in the past through the magic of Starship time-travel is a deliciously deceptive prelude to enslaving them in the present. Today's lesson, kiddos: He who saves 'em, enslaves 'em.
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Stymieing the upwardly mobile aspirations of every lesser god, god-in-training, demigod, and god-wannabe would be a full-time job taxing both the schedule and the patience of any busy God were it not for all of the time-saving, godsmacking modern miracles developed and equipped by Starfleet Engineering.
Stymieing the upwardly mobile aspirations of every lesser god, god-in-training, demigod, and god-wannabe would be a full-time job taxing both the schedule and the patience of any busy God were it not for all of the time-saving, godsmacking modern miracles developed and equipped by Starfleet Engineering.