ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:12 am
Zylons and Zygons fighting with superior technology drawn to a standstill.
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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 10:42 am
All Gods are mandated to use a starship after unfortunate incident Alpha Omega Case Beta. The universal lawyers have refused all Gods to discuss exactly what happened in that case but there are some rumors of a Big Bang creating Earth....
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 8:12 pm
Blood in blood out, alien gangs blasting away with pulse rifles.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2024 9:25 pm
+JMJ+
Couldn't be cuz all the cool Space-Gods have one, now could it?
Couldn't be cuz all the cool Space-Gods have one, now could it?
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2024 12:00 am
Disruption blasts and pulse rifles and shields set to maximum
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2024 8:20 am
E=mc² becomes a divine revelation aboard a starship with God at warp speed, that's why.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2024 8:37 pm
Faraday Doors and Antimatter Blasts
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2024 7:41 am
+JMJ+
Gradius Moai burping energy rings at every passing ship may've once been funny, but now it's just so damn annoying.
Gradius Moai burping energy rings at every passing ship may've once been funny, but now it's just so damn annoying.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2024 12:20 am
Hyperactive hyperdive
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 8:13 am
+JMJ+
Internet Connectivity — the Starfleet innovation which God has rather cheekily dubbed the "Information Superhighway" — is precisely the sort of whizbang Gizmo of Tomorrow that a thoroughly modern deity needs in order to showcase his techno-savvy while surfing the interstellar dust. Now, if there were only a long-enough cord….
Internet Connectivity — the Starfleet innovation which God has rather cheekily dubbed the "Information Superhighway" — is precisely the sort of whizbang Gizmo of Tomorrow that a thoroughly modern deity needs in order to showcase his techno-savvy while surfing the interstellar dust. Now, if there were only a long-enough cord….
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 1:13 am
Jump points on the inter-connect m space
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2024 8:10 am
+JMJ+
Krispies' signature sonics — when actuated by warp-speed milk — attain a purity of form approaching that of musicality.
Krispies' signature sonics — when actuated by warp-speed milk — attain a purity of form approaching that of musicality.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 9:21 am
+JMJ+
Licking the warp core is a divinity-sized Double God Dare.
Licking the warp core is a divinity-sized Double God Dare.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2024 1:56 pm
Malarkey!!! God DOESN'T need a starship; it's all the devil's propaganda!
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2024 7:28 pm
+JMJ+
Nimbus Ⅲ is shapin' up to be a promising territory in the hunt for new acolytes. The inhabitants just need a little incentive. Hmmm … maybe a Fan Dance?
Nimbus Ⅲ is shapin' up to be a promising territory in the hunt for new acolytes. The inhabitants just need a little incentive. Hmmm … maybe a Fan Dance?
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2025 5:53 pm
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Orange you glad that your vintage Starship comes decked in far out, hushed earth-tones? God sure is. Can you dig it?
Orange you glad that your vintage Starship comes decked in far out, hushed earth-tones? God sure is. Can you dig it?
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 9:41 pm
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Pleasure Planets — the singular obsession of certain randy 20th century sci-fi authors — are now a real thing. They shouldn't be. Desperately Seeking Jamaharon, meet my heat-seeking torpedoes. Ka-blam!
Pleasure Planets — the singular obsession of certain randy 20th century sci-fi authors — are now a real thing. They shouldn't be. Desperately Seeking Jamaharon, meet my heat-seeking torpedoes. Ka-blam!
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2025 8:57 pm
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Quelling unrest on uppity planets needs precision weaponry in order to both target the malcontents and leave the unctuous and obeisant in blessed tranquility. Waiting for the harvest and the time of reaping, we shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
Quelling unrest on uppity planets needs precision weaponry in order to both target the malcontents and leave the unctuous and obeisant in blessed tranquility. Waiting for the harvest and the time of reaping, we shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2025 7:07 am
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Rescuing long-disappeared species from extinction in the past through the magic of Starship time-travel is a deliciously deceptive prelude to enslaving them in the present. Today's lesson, kiddos: He who saves 'em, enslaves 'em.
Rescuing long-disappeared species from extinction in the past through the magic of Starship time-travel is a deliciously deceptive prelude to enslaving them in the present. Today's lesson, kiddos: He who saves 'em, enslaves 'em.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:12 am
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Stymieing the upwardly mobile aspirations of every lesser god, god-in-training, demigod, and god-wannabe would be a full-time job taxing both the schedule and the patience of any busy God were it not for all of the time-saving, godsmacking modern miracles developed and equipped by Starfleet Engineering.
Stymieing the upwardly mobile aspirations of every lesser god, god-in-training, demigod, and god-wannabe would be a full-time job taxing both the schedule and the patience of any busy God were it not for all of the time-saving, godsmacking modern miracles developed and equipped by Starfleet Engineering.