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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:16 pm
by drew
Elfgirl wrote:Not if you were the last man on earth & I was a nympho.
--Harsh!! Have you ever actually used that one?
On my way to join the French Forgein Legion..sorry, perhaps if I had of known you were interested the day before yesterday, my plans for the rest of my life would have included you, but now....you know--try not to beat yourself up over it though.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:55 am
by Elfgirl
Not yet, drew!
Perhaps you will one day be worthy of such an elf-treat as me. Until then, keep banging the rocks together...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:45 pm
by drew
Quiet!!
I'm in the middle of trying to ignore you.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:36 am
by Elfgirl
Run across that highway and if you make it to the other side, I'll seriously consider thinking about it...maybe.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:16 pm
by Cheval
Sister came into town to visit.
I don't have a sister!
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:40 am
by Elfgirl
Too in demand right now...take a number and stand in line!

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:07 pm
by Cheval
Underwater Races are about to begin...
gotta go!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:31 pm
by Creator
Very attached to the person I'm dating NOW!
whoops - I'm married ... don't tell my wife! 
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:42 am
by sgt.null
what date, i paid you your damn money, why did you follow me home?
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:35 am
by A Gunslinger
X-rated movie sale in progress....want to meet later instead? You bring the pop corn.
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:48 am
by sgt.null
you are a bit too old for me.
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:17 pm
by Cheval
Z-Bop album by Santana is missing...
must put out a BOLO for it now.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:21 am
by sgt.null
asked my sister on a date...
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:41 am
by A Gunslinger
Been caught napping on the job of love.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:41 pm
by sgt.null
crabs, case of the crabs...
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:09 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Didn't make bail.
DW
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:11 pm
by A Gunslinger
Eating lunch on elevator with Catherine Zeta Jones
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:13 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Feral ficus attack
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:14 pm
by A Gunslinger
Got Sick after Fecal attack
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:15 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Hiding from the Paperboy