Corrupt a wish

Post by **michaelm** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:54 pm

Your research pays off - you figure out how to stop people believing in not just Cancer, but Leo, Sagittarius, Virgo, etc.

I wish it wasn't so gray and dreary outside.

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:57 pm

*Shazam!* The clouds are gone forever! It's sunny all the time!
Sadly, now all the crops will wither and die due to lack of rain.

I wish we had flying cars! I was promised flying cars...

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 6:52 am

I'm not sure that's a good idea - have you seen the way people drive? But your wish is my command - *poof* - enjoy your 3-D traffic jam.

I wish I could skip next week.

Post by **ussusimiel** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:12 pm

*spadang* You skip next week but a glitch in the time machine means that you become a victim of the grandmother paradox and so disappear in a puff of temporal illogic!

I wish we could get more great members for the Watch (so I wouldn't have to post so much in Mallory's

)

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:51 pm

*Bing* They all turn up at once and crash the server. The Watch is offline and crashes again every time it's brought up again due to the masses of new members trying to all post at the same time.

I wish I didn't have so many meetings today

Post by **Sorus** » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:31 pm

Your meetings are postponed until tomorrow, and there will be an additional set of meetings to explain the postponement, conducted by a person who really likes to hear themself talk.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:54 pm

*POOF* Your automatic internal caffeine infuser is now installed! Any time you exhibit the least amount of tiredness, it will fire off a chemical wake-up call! You'll never sleep again....

I wish spring would get here already.

Post by **michaelm** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:15 pm

Your spring arrives by truck. You now have to store this at your home:

I wish I didn't keep getting so many requests to create PowerPoint presentations.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:53 am

Your company decides to demote you to presenting only PowerPointless presentations, to your increasing frustration.

I wish I could just have the money come rollin' in.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:57 am

CHA-CHING!

Money starts to roll in and keeps on coming.
...and coming and coming and coming.
And it is all pennies.
So many pennies that the shear weight of them makes your floor collapse in your upstairs apartment.
Now you are being sued for millions of dollars for damages and other people's hospital bills.
By the time everything is over with, you are left pennyless.

I wish I could keep a steady job that didn't mind pot-smoking. (But NOT while on the job)

Post by **michaelm** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:50 pm

You get your dream job, but are fired because the increased amount of pot smoking makes you forget to leave for work too often.

I wish people would reply to my emails so I didn't have to constantly go to their offices and follow up with questions.

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:24 pm

You start getting tons of replies to your emails. Unfortunately, anything relevant is buried under mountains of spam and chain letters.

I wish my most annoying coworker would get abducted by aliens.

Post by **Linna Heartbooger** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:58 am

Well, that's easy to corrupt:
Your whole workplace gets abducted by aliens!
In broad daylight.
The city is powerless to stop it.
But the press cameras get great footage.
Yes, you are at work that day.

I wish I were more disciplined and spent my time better. *whine*

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:16 pm

*bazang* You are so disciplined that you begin to plan and execute your day by microseconds. Except you forgot to schedule in breathing...

I wish I had a waterfall and a pony.

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:27 pm

deer of the dawn wrote:I wish I had a waterfall and a pony.

Unfortunately the two come in one package - a giant pony urinates on you...

I wish that I had a better desk at work with more storage space.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:11 pm

*bazang* Uberdesk appears suddenly, crushing you against the glass wall, which shatters and you are flung 49 stories to the fountain below...

I wish I had a ridiculously expensive showpiece guitar.

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:24 pm

...and you get exactly what you wished for! Unfortunately if the next wish is exactly the same as yours then it gets passed on to the next person... i.e. me!

So I guess my wish has to be I wish I had a ridiculously expensive showpiece guitar

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:58 pm

*Twang!*
You now have of the ridiculously expensive showpiece guitar of your dreams.
Then the police knock down your door and arrest you for grand theft because the guitar's rightful owner is STILL Deer of the Dawn.
See you in 15 - 20 years.

I wish I could fight like Chuck Norris.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:57 am

*Boom baby!* You can fight like Chuck Norris!! Unfortunately every time you want to kiss your significant other, someone hollers "BODY DOUBLE!!"...

I wish my headache would go away.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:21 am

Your wish is granted!
Your headache went away forever...
and it took the rest of your mind with it.
You now have an IQ. that is in the negative numbers!
(On the up-side: you are the ONLY person on this planet to have such an I.Q.)

I wish I could explore other planets.

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Corrupt a wish