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- aliantha
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Yes ma'am, I believe he's got the internship. Congrats to Beorn!


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Definitely!Menolly wrote:Beorn just got out of the interview for the library internship.
He was told to come in next Monday to fill in paperwork and to be given directions for drug testing.
...
Does that sound like he got it to you???
Are you being silly, SD?Savor Dam wrote:It certainly sounds pretty positive to me.

The loudest truth I ever heard was the softest sound.
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Not intentionally...perhaps excessively cautious. After six months of being "between engagements" (now that's a silly euphemism!), I have a bias to not consider the fish caught until it has been hooked, netted, gutted, filleted and pan-fried with lemon, garlic and capers.lorin wrote:Menolly wrote:Beorn just got out of the interview for the library internship.
He was told to come in next Monday to fill in paperwork and to be given directions for drug testing.
Does that sound like he got it to you???Are you being silly, SD?Savor Dam wrote:It certainly sounds pretty positive to me.
Darn, now I'm hungry!
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Well, that's now three full consecutive days of voicemail fun. I obviously haven't left messages every time, just the first time. I even called from a different phone in case it was mine playing up (it wouldn't be the first time). It seems her phone is just switched off all the time. Talk about inconvenient timing. Well, there's nothing else I can do.CovenantJr wrote:Ok, sincerely now: Savor Dam, I think you, in particular, managed to say exactly the right thing. So I called. And got a bloody answerphone!I hate answerphones!
But on the bright side, Jess is now going to know I called.
StevieG wrote:I agree that Cag and CovJr are the funniest! And while we're at it, I think Hugs and Shit!! is one of the best lines in history!!lucimay wrote: cag, you have got to be one of the funniest people on the entire planet, as is cov jr. (i could soooo hear both your voices while reading the dating posts!!)
actually, i could prolly watch an hour long talk show hosted by the two of you weekly.


you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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I've had better days.
Driving in to work today, I pull up to a stop sign. The car comes to a jerking halt and I can smell something burning. The car is drivable so I take it to the dealer, where I usually take it. I figure brakes, since I've felt a slight grind to them the last few days. They look at it and I was right, it was the brakes. It was also the distributor bearing running hot. That accounted for the burning smell. $300 for the brakes and for fixing the bearing, $1,700, with that taking up to a week, since they have to get the parts out of Milwaukee. Well, I've got to go out of town tomorrow for business so I won't be back till Thursday night. I tell them I'll think about it and, I rent a car in town at $45 a day.
It's a bite, but I figure it's time to look for a car. I've got 155,000 miles on this one and am three payments from being done, but the repair and all will be equal to about six months of payments when it's said and done. I'd take a day off to look for a car, but I won't be able to take a day until next Tuesday; we're moving out of our office next Monday, so I'm packing today and Friday. That leaves Saturday, a crappy day for car shopping.
Arrgh.
Driving in to work today, I pull up to a stop sign. The car comes to a jerking halt and I can smell something burning. The car is drivable so I take it to the dealer, where I usually take it. I figure brakes, since I've felt a slight grind to them the last few days. They look at it and I was right, it was the brakes. It was also the distributor bearing running hot. That accounted for the burning smell. $300 for the brakes and for fixing the bearing, $1,700, with that taking up to a week, since they have to get the parts out of Milwaukee. Well, I've got to go out of town tomorrow for business so I won't be back till Thursday night. I tell them I'll think about it and, I rent a car in town at $45 a day.
It's a bite, but I figure it's time to look for a car. I've got 155,000 miles on this one and am three payments from being done, but the repair and all will be equal to about six months of payments when it's said and done. I'd take a day off to look for a car, but I won't be able to take a day until next Tuesday; we're moving out of our office next Monday, so I'm packing today and Friday. That leaves Saturday, a crappy day for car shopping.
Arrgh.


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So did you leave a VM that was something like this?CovenantJr wrote: Well, that's now three full consecutive days of voicemail fun. I obviously haven't left messages every time, just the first time. I even called from a different phone in case it was mine playing up (it wouldn't be the first time). It seems her phone is just switched off all the time. Talk about inconvenient timing. Well, there's nothing else I can do.
I love this. I never thought of an FM deejay having the "freshly wanked" sound, but I have to admit, it fits.aliantha wrote:Altho I'm still working on Cag's suggestion to "have a wank before you call". Seriously?? So you can sound like an FM deejay when she picks up the phone?
Nah, I just retain funny things I hear, and I have no shame. CovJr is honestly funny.lucimay wrote:cag, you have got to be one of the funniest people on the entire planet, as is cov jr.
As long as I could take care of my bladder concerns outside of the studio I'd share with him, I'd do it. I'm nervous about him walking in on me again.lucimay wrote: actually, i could prolly watch an hour long talk show hosted by the two of you weekly.
If you want more good advice, a now dead comedian once suggested licking the alphabet. I found that to be invaluable advice. Go back every now and again for the O's and Q's.Warmark wrote: You will be getting a Watchie in a few months.

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Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
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I've experimented with licking the alphabet. It tasted like magnets.Cagliostro wrote:If you want more good advice, a now dead comedian once suggested licking the alphabet. I found that to be invaluable advice. Go back every now and again for the O's and Q's.Warmark wrote: You will be getting a Watchie in a few months.
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And magnets taste like...?
Damelon: Sorry to hear about your car troubles. Don't it just figure that the car would wear out *just* before the payments are up...
Damelon: Sorry to hear about your car troubles. Don't it just figure that the car would wear out *just* before the payments are up...



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The car problems must be catching.
I had my car in today for an oil change and had him look for any leaks because I'm going through coolant like crazy.
He replaced the radiator cap and told me that if the problem continues and it's more than just the radiator cap, that means it's my head gasket. =/ I drive a 1986 Mercedes so a part like that would run me $800-900. The car is a beast and I'm told it'll run forever. I'm at about 202k miles. I've replaced both ball joints in the front of the car and the thermostat, but that's the only trouble its given me.
I have to wait for Spring in order to get a loan on a car because I'm starting out in the credit world and none of my family members know how to spend responsibly and so can't co-sign on a loan for me. So yeah.....tensions are high.
On a positive note, it was nice and rainy today. I love Autumn, I feel truly like myself in this season.
I had my car in today for an oil change and had him look for any leaks because I'm going through coolant like crazy.
He replaced the radiator cap and told me that if the problem continues and it's more than just the radiator cap, that means it's my head gasket. =/ I drive a 1986 Mercedes so a part like that would run me $800-900. The car is a beast and I'm told it'll run forever. I'm at about 202k miles. I've replaced both ball joints in the front of the car and the thermostat, but that's the only trouble its given me.
I have to wait for Spring in order to get a loan on a car because I'm starting out in the credit world and none of my family members know how to spend responsibly and so can't co-sign on a loan for me. So yeah.....tensions are high.
On a positive note, it was nice and rainy today. I love Autumn, I feel truly like myself in this season.
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I'm probably belaboring the obvious, but Cag is alluding to an intimate activity. Cag's assessment of the advice is accurate. Further detail inappropriate for a site where we strive to keep it "G"...CovenantJr wrote:I've experimented with licking the alphabet. It tasted like magnets.Cagliostro wrote:If you want more good advice, a now dead comedian once suggested licking the alphabet. I found that to be invaluable advice. Go back every now and again for the O's and Q's.
All in all, an interesting juxtaposition with his signature.
(Did I say that? Naughty Savor!

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Whoops.
Going now, before I undistinguish myself further...



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"Baby, you can drive my car..." Yes, had to throw in a Beatles euphemism. 
More seriously, I've never driven: I've promised myself (in half-baked fashion) that the first car I own must be completely non-polluting (whether electric or whatever) or else I won't have one at all. If I stick to my promise, it's possible I may never drive in my lifetime, given the glacial pace at which society is adopting alternative fuel sources (except maybe in Germany and California).
Oh, and count me as another supporter of a Cov/Cag weekly show. It would be the most inspired thing to come out of KW since the Elohimfest idea. However, I'd advise the two of them against hosting their show in bed, a la Julie and Heatherly in Fantasy Bedtime Hour. It could be awkward - for the viewer, and most decidedly for Cov and Cag.

More seriously, I've never driven: I've promised myself (in half-baked fashion) that the first car I own must be completely non-polluting (whether electric or whatever) or else I won't have one at all. If I stick to my promise, it's possible I may never drive in my lifetime, given the glacial pace at which society is adopting alternative fuel sources (except maybe in Germany and California).
Oh, and count me as another supporter of a Cov/Cag weekly show. It would be the most inspired thing to come out of KW since the Elohimfest idea. However, I'd advise the two of them against hosting their show in bed, a la Julie and Heatherly in Fantasy Bedtime Hour. It could be awkward - for the viewer, and most decidedly for Cov and Cag.
Really, you've never driven? That's impressive!
How old are you (if that's not rude...if it is, I apologize)? You must live in a place that has some nice public transportation. I know I lived in the UK for a year or so and never had to drive or even worry about getting a car, as the public transportation was affordable and everywhere.
Here, I work 20 miles away from where I live. =/
How old are you (if that's not rude...if it is, I apologize)? You must live in a place that has some nice public transportation. I know I lived in the UK for a year or so and never had to drive or even worry about getting a car, as the public transportation was affordable and everywhere.
Here, I work 20 miles away from where I live. =/
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