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Why do people park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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flange or twang?
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sgt.null wrote:
Esmer wrote:
sgt.null wrote:can i has a grope?
let me call Marvin first. :twisted:
is marvin coming back?
depends on who's driving. :o
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Menolly wrote:Esmer...

I am so friggin excited...

A new store has opened here in Gator Town.
My question is...
What should I try first???

Otter and Trout Trading Company

...Hyperception suggests the damiana blend...
the damiana seems perfect. i personally would buy them all eventually and experiment. 8)
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sgt.null wrote:who is esmer, really?
i'm just a normal guy 8)


click on the link, then halfway thru click it again. :o
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Stonemaybe wrote:Why is the short watch on a man o' war called the dog-watch?
cuz dogs are short. 8)
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Why is Yacht Rock so dang funny? :biggrin:
cuz if it wasn't you wouldn't be watchin it. 8)
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Stonemaybe wrote:Why does the night have to end when it's so young and full of promise?
the promise of the night must be fulfilled in the light. 8)
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Auleliel wrote:Why do people park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
because to park on the people is no way to drive. 8)
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sgt.null wrote:flange or twang?
they call me mellow tremelo. 8)
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Esmer wrote:
Menolly wrote:Esmer...

I am so friggin excited...

A new store has opened here in Gator Town.
My question is...
What should I try first???

Otter and Trout Trading Company

...Hyperception suggests the damiana blend...
the damiana seems perfect. i personally would buy them all eventually and experiment. 8)
Woo-hoo!!!
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Esmer wrote:
sgt.null wrote:who is esmer, really?
i'm just a normal guy 8)


click on the link, then halfway thru click it again. :o
why do i find that so compelling?
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dear esmer,

who is the world's foremost blood spatter pattern expert?

(i already know. i'm just seein if you know!)
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have you ever tried explaining yourself
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Lucimay wrote:dear esmer,

who is the world's foremost blood spatter pattern expert?

(i already know. i'm just seein if you know!)
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Dr. Henry Lee. 8)
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M. Esmer, what is the question you most desire to be asked?
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Montressor wrote:M. Esmer, what is the question you most desire to be asked?
Ooo...
...looking forward to the answer for this one...
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Montressor wrote:M. Esmer, what is the question you most desire to be asked?
lump sum, or payments? 8)
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Esmer wrote:
Lucimay wrote:dear esmer,

who is the world's foremost blood spatter pattern expert?

(i already know. i'm just seein if you know!)
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Dr. Henry Lee. 8)
:biggrin: i should have known better than to test the esmer!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
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i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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I shall test the Esmer.

If I were to say, "And this jackal mandible would be good for RIPPING UP THE BELLY!", what type of graduate students would laugh, and who at?

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Emotional Leper wrote:I shall test the Esmer.

If I were to say, "And this jackal mandible would be good for RIPPING UP THE BELLY!", what type of graduate students would laugh, and who at?

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the type who weren't having their bellies ripped by a jackal mandible, and the person who was having his belly ripped by a jackal mandible. i've always preferred the jawbone of an ass myself. 8)
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