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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 4:55 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Tardigrade Mushroom Drive? Check.
I don't know what you little people were smokin' when you made this thing, but Me likey.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 11:04 am
by Cord Hurn
Universal translators on starships are most helpful for God getting Her messages out!
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:31 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Verifying the completion of an extermination campaign has historically been difficult, with a few scattered lifeforms always falling between the cracks. But hypersensitive, Starfleet-issue sensors ensure the job is done right the first time.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 8:13 am
by Skyweir
Well wormholes wander wildly in windy climes & a starship is a coveted transportation medium all gods desire
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 7:37 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Xtemporaneous musical numbers are a totally real thing that happen on Starships. Most Starships, that is. Of all the things various subcreatures may be doing on God's Starship, singing & dancing ain't one of 'em.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:18 pm
by sgt.null
Younglings escaped the empires attempt to exterminate them and scattered to distant planets to reform their quasi-religion.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu May 15, 2025 8:03 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Zoos, Circuses, Freakshows and other shady, interstellar, exploitative enterprises are always in need of questionably legal, exotically sourced, gawkish curiosities of the sort a God with a Starship is only too happy to provide.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu May 22, 2025 9:32 pm
by Cord Hurn
AM radio reception on Starship communications towers just can't be beat!
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2025 7:39 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Bowling — augmented with tractor beam tech and played on a planetary scale — powers-up a game traditionally associated with the common man and other galactic riff-raff and endues each throw of the ball with civilization-ending stakes. The existential horror of vulnerable populaces is an exciting diversion for the easily bored God of today.
Hmmm, it's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly … strike!!!
