Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:52 am**

VEry remorseful over Prince's amputations. WEnt to confession and spent the whole night saying prayers of penance.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:55 am**

"Well Cho", the confessional priest said, "you must say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys and down a shot of vodka between each one!!" - fainted when I overheard that instruction ... and Cho's evil grin. Couldn't do homework!

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:16 am**

X-tremely benevolent priest blessed me good. Couldn't even stand up, much less do homework. It was the penalty shots of tequila for slurring and saying "faddah" instead of enunciating "Father" clearly.

Whoa.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:36 am**

Yearning to be wicked and to get the same punishment as Cho. No time for homework - need to think of wickedness!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:40 am**

Zigged when I should have zagged...resulting twister pile up required jaws of life to rescue all players.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:41 am**

Absolutely too tired to do homework! *curls up to sleep*

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:48 am**

Bad me! Could not resist pouncing on sleeping Creator and tickling him mercilessly. Bwa ha ha!

Had to run away to escape vengeance--thus, homework remains pristine and untouched.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:49 am**

Caught Cho, tickling her ... having too much fun to do homework!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:52 am**

Dreaded Tickle-monster attack left me gasping and helpless. Couldn't do homework. (Needed to plot further assaults...)

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:36 am**

Everyone coming up with creative escapes to get out of homework, after reading through them, and laughing until I cried,
I completely forgot I had homework to do let alone the creative excuse I was going to use!

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:40 pm**

Felt I had to punish Cho and Creator for their maiming of my prince, so hired Michael Bolton to serenade them with "It's Not Easy (Bein' Green)" over and over and over. And over.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:32 pm**

Gagged and got sick thinking about Creator & Cho's punishment.
Had to use my homework to clean up the mess, since there were no paper towels.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:40 pm**

Had such terrible suffering from my punishment that I had to curl into a fetal ball and whimper all night. Hard to do homework while curled into a fetal ball....

Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:52 am**

I had to comfort Cho and myself for hearing such horrible music!! Fought back by sending Ozzie Ozzborne to attack Michael Bolton. He won, but then BIT the head off my homework!!

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:10 pm**

Justice having been done, (both to Cho and Creator--and Michael Bolton), I just kicked back and relaxed. Vengeance is hard work!

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:09 pm**

Kicked all the way around the block and back again by Creator in a no-holds-barred Scrabble marathon. So badly and soundly spanked by him that I could not face the homework on top of the humiliation.

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:56 pm**

Lost in admiration of Creator whose skills at Scrabble are outshone only by the grace with which he spanks.

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:14 pm**

Myste's admiration for Creator's spankin' abilities sent me into a tizzy. I was busily trying to plot a way to get HER to play Creator so she can experience the "grace" herself.

(Thank you, Creator, for teaching me the folly of hubris.)

More ice over here!

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:42 pm**

Nothing loth to test the both Creator's Scrabble skills and upper arm strength, I challenged him to a match (Though not before making sure my stirrup pants were well padded with Charmin). Am still awaiting his response. Might he fear to meet me??

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:02 pm**

Overcome with mirth at the idea of Charmin blocking the powerful spank-o-bilities of Creator, I laughed myself into hysteria. Unable to do homework while blinded by tears of mirth.

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