Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:34 am**

Couldn't get down the swelling (from my bee sting).

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:54 pm**

Had to take the bee to the Vet.

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:23 pm**

Damn bee sting was hurtin'!

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:55 pm**

eating fried bees right now...

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:53 pm**

Farting later.

sorry.

Posted: **Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:44 am**

Gas cloud floating down from Wisconsin. It's not really safe to go outside.

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:33 pm**

Hate you, pure & simple.

Posted: **Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:01 pm**

You bore me and I would rather be dragged naked, at high speed across a field of broken glass than be seen stepping out with you.

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:28 am**

I have spasmic gas right now...

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:36 pm**

oops, forgot it was ABC

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:37 pm**

Jam got in my eye and I have to wash it out

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:44 pm**

Keep thinking about you and want to throw up?!

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:40 pm**

Listen very carefully...

I............ don't.............. want................ to.................. date............... you.

Not................. now................. or...................... ever!

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:49 pm**

My psychic told me to beware of you.

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:28 pm**

never date family is my motto!

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:04 pm**

Older women are attractive, but at 98, you're not

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:30 pm**

peeing blood, have to get to a hospital!

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:42 am**

Queer Eye is on.

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:16 am**

retiling the bathroom.

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:07 pm**

Searing my piles off with a soldering iron

Kevin's Watch

ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date