Angel looks good in pink... maybe I'll make a fly sheet out of it for her.
How do you feel today?
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Alynna Lis Eachann
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I am NEVER being a bridesmaid again. I have spent way too much money on somebody else's wedding. She's gonna have to suck it up, too, because I officially can't afford to bring a(nother) gift. What's up with showers, anyway? Get a bunch of stuff there, and then a bunch more at the wedding? So do the people who show up to both have to bring two, or what? And stupid me had to offer to pay for the hotel rooms. I was okay until I saw THAT bill. Nope, never again. Especially since there is no place on earth where a pink dress with rose trim is gonna look anything like an appropriate piece of clothing.
Angel looks good in pink... maybe I'll make a fly sheet out of it for her.
Angel looks good in pink... maybe I'll make a fly sheet out of it for her.
"We probably could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy to try very hard... and too damn cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut
"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
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Cameraman Jenn
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Alynna, I hear your pain sistah! I have to get all my lists ready and get myself mentally prepared to cater a dinner for 50 people the night before Terry's wedding (next weekend). Luckily she isn't making me wear a stupid dress. The last wedding I was in was torture. The pastel lilac shiny dress designed for people built like Kate Moss was humiliating (squashed my boobs so flat I looked like a big lilac sausage), the matching ugly shoes caused me multiple blisters, (the entire useless ensemble cost me $140) the person who did my hair made me look ridiculous (picture a cross between Olive Oyl from the Popeye cartoons with a half sprouted chia pet on her head) with a super tight bun with flowers sticking out and enough hairspray that it took three hours to take the bun out without ripping half my hair out and about five washings and rinsings to get the spray out. It was hell.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Cameraman Jenn
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Nope! I'm not anyway!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Sorus
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Ouch on wedding stories in general. 
Ravenclaw again. (91)
82 on Gryffindor, Slytherin 70, Hufflepuff 69.
Hadn't heard of personalitylab...Cameraman Jenn wrote:ok, well I got Ravenclaw on sortinghat.com and I got Gryffindor on personalitylab.org.....
Ravenclaw again. (91)
82 on Gryffindor, Slytherin 70, Hufflepuff 69.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?
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Cameraman Jenn
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My entire score was 88 Gryffindor, 87 Hufflepuff, 84 Ravenclaw, and 39 Slytherin.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Benito Alvarez
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A Gunslinger
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i am officially on vacation.Creator wrote:vacationing with in-laws now ... NUF SAID!
but soon - NEW MEXICO bound!!WOOOO HOOOO!!!
see you NEXT WEEK!!! crEAtOr of wOrlDs!!!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
Man. Have a great time on your vacations, guys.
As for me? Not for awhile. Work is great, and I love most of my managers, but it's always the ONE that ruins your day, eh?
Time to soak with some Sci-fi and forget about the day.
As for me? Not for awhile. Work is great, and I love most of my managers, but it's always the ONE that ruins your day, eh?
Time to soak with some Sci-fi and forget about the day.
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
Wishing reality would just bugger off and leave me alone. Preferably forever. *sigh*