
The Gradual Interview
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- Furls Fire
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meanies 

And I believe in you
altho you never asked me too
I will remember you
and what life put you thru.
~fly fly little wing, fly where only angels sing~
~this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you~
...for then I could fly away and be at rest. Sweet rest, Mom. We all love and miss you.

altho you never asked me too
I will remember you
and what life put you thru.
~fly fly little wing, fly where only angels sing~
~this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you~
...for then I could fly away and be at rest. Sweet rest, Mom. We all love and miss you.


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Agreed. I really don't feel like being further punished for not being able to make the Elohimfest....enough is enough. Sworn to secrecy? Fine. Then keep the fact that you know something secret, too.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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stop bringing it up yourself Seareach. you guys leave it alone and so will we.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
- dANdeLION
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We were not the ones to start this. We, knowing nothing, had no idea that there was even something to start, until you opened your big mouth. So don't preach that shit to me; I was quite fine until you guys started flaunting this crap.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Don't you GROUCH at Lucimay!!!dANdeLION wrote:We were not the ones to start this. We, knowing nothing, had no idea that there was even something to start, until you opened your big mouth. So don't preach that shit to me; I was quite fine until you guys started flaunting this crap.


He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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I'm accusing all of you, not just Luci. What you're doing here is reprehensible.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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"Hey Mr. Donaldson; you want I should lean on Secret Esmer?"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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Lucimay, I'm a little miffed by that! There's was "sniggering" going on and I responded to that. You're going to tell me that the "sniggering" had to do with something else? Come on, get real! And my last post was an "attempt" at actually saying what I felt about the whole matter. Might sound like sour grapes to you (you think I don't know what you know) but that's so far from the truth it's not funny. As I said elsewhere: I just guard my secrets more closely than other people do.Lucimay wrote:stop bringing it up yourself Seareach. you guys leave it alone and so will we.
To translate what I said in my last post: I think all this "you don't know what we know" *degrades* what you know. Don't get angry with people because they keep bringing up something that was originally rubbed in their faces! If I thought that it was my knowledge to give, I would have happily told everyone the moment this first came up. But it's not mine to give.
And I'll leave it at that.
[At this is only directed at lucimay because I'm responding to what she said. What I've said is relevant to the whole incident in general.]

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I have to agree with you, Seareach. I'm not happy with the 'secret' thing. If that's what makes some people feel special, fair enough; but some of us couldn't even make it to the DC meeting, so there's no reason to rub it in our faces.Seareach wrote:Lucimay, I'm a little miffed by that! There's was "sniggering" going on and I responded to that. You're going to tell me that the "sniggering" had to do with something else? Come on, get real! And my last post was an "attempt" at actually saying what I felt about the whole matter. Might sound like sour grapes to you (you think I don't know what you know) but that's so far from the truth it's not funny. As I said elsewhere: I just guard my secrets more closely than other people do.Lucimay wrote:stop bringing it up yourself Seareach. you guys leave it alone and so will we.
To translate what I said in my last post: I think all this "you don't know what we know" *degrades* what you know. Don't get angry with people because they keep bringing up something that was originally rubbed in their faces! If I thought that it was my knowledge to give, I would have happily told everyone the moment this first came up. But it's not mine to give.
And I'll leave it at that.
[At this is only directed at lucimay because I'm responding to what she said. What I've said is relevant to the whole incident in general.]
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Good one, Drew!
Drew (drew): Hi Steven. I've used the search function, and it appears that this question(s) has not been asked yet.
I asked on Kevenswatch once, but never really got an answer their, so I though I'd try it on you.
These questions are about the term *Bestseller*.
What constitutes a bestseller? Is it total sales? or sales in a specific time period?
Which of your books have been Bestsellers?
Thank you.
The term "bestseller" refers to *speed* of sales: sales in a specific time period. A book that sells 300,000 copies in one month is a major bestseller, even if it never sells another copy after that. A book that sells 1,000,000 copies in a year, and continues to sell for 20 years, can easily *not* be a bestseller.
(Of course, there are sub-categories of "bestsellers". A book can easily stay at the top of the sf/f genre bestseller lists for months without ever appearing on the NY Times Bestseller List.)
Leaving genre lists aside, only two of my books have ever been hardcover "bestsellers": "The One Tree" and "White Gold Wielder". The five "Covenant" books after LFB were all paperback bestsellers. BUT. After nearly 30 years, every book I've ever published is currently in print. I'll take that over bestseller-dom any day.
(06/30/2006)
Drew (drew): Hi Steven. I've used the search function, and it appears that this question(s) has not been asked yet.
I asked on Kevenswatch once, but never really got an answer their, so I though I'd try it on you.
These questions are about the term *Bestseller*.
What constitutes a bestseller? Is it total sales? or sales in a specific time period?
Which of your books have been Bestsellers?
Thank you.
The term "bestseller" refers to *speed* of sales: sales in a specific time period. A book that sells 300,000 copies in one month is a major bestseller, even if it never sells another copy after that. A book that sells 1,000,000 copies in a year, and continues to sell for 20 years, can easily *not* be a bestseller.
(Of course, there are sub-categories of "bestsellers". A book can easily stay at the top of the sf/f genre bestseller lists for months without ever appearing on the NY Times Bestseller List.)
Leaving genre lists aside, only two of my books have ever been hardcover "bestsellers": "The One Tree" and "White Gold Wielder". The five "Covenant" books after LFB were all paperback bestsellers. BUT. After nearly 30 years, every book I've ever published is currently in print. I'll take that over bestseller-dom any day.
(06/30/2006)

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Um ... that's a different Stephen Donaldson. THAT one wrote a bunch of stuff on homosexuality and prison rape and other fun stuff like that. He died several years ago, and some people thought that it was SRD that died (Piers Anthony had something in his blog about it).Secret Esmer wrote:He has written some books on homosexuality, if you choose to infer anything from that.....
But the first time I saw the other SD in Amazon, I raised an eyebrow as well - particularly because of the subject of rape. But I quickly searched a bunch more around the web and it became clear that there were two SDs out there.
And then the ravens pecked out his eyes.
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yeah, I remember him. I thought it SRD. But then I double checked . . .Romeo wrote:Um ... that's a different Stephen Donaldson. THAT one wrote a bunch of stuff on homosexuality and prison rape and other fun stuff like that. He died several years ago, and some people thought that it was SRD that died (Piers Anthony had something in his blog about it).Secret Esmer wrote:He has written some books on homosexuality, if you choose to infer anything from that.....
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!