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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 4:41 am
by Landwaster
danlo wrote:What's with the Prothall? Is this some down-under (pardon the pun) prophalactic? :? 8O edit: oh now I get it--it sounds like Brothel...sorry...still recovering from flu...so am slow...
Wow ... that machinery looks amazing in slow-motion! :P :P :P

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:06 am
by danlo
:mrgreen:

Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:11 am
by Landwaster
well i must admit it was a pretty pathetic long bow to draw ...

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:26 pm
by Landwaster
samadhi - what we need to buy stuff.
moksha - make's fun of ya.
infelice - where the details of the first and last payment are made clear.
findail - narrow strip of pasture.
kastenessen - clicky musical thingies.
callindrill - ring up to interrogate.

(I can see the bottom of the barrel high above me)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:14 am
by danlo
:roll:

Dawngreeter: COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O 8)

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:44 pm
by Landwaster
Was just reminded of the term "amanibhavam" on another thread, which is obviously just a reference to a classy clothing brand in the Land, that being Georgio Amanibhavam.

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:06 pm
by Seafoam Understone
Great laughter folks... :LOLS:

The only ones I could come up with...

Stonedowner = a petrified barbituate...

Vitrum = a popular multivitamin in the Land

Vitrol = the competition of the above

Revelwood = what happens when old guys take Viagra!

Giant Woods = the imaginary effects of the above

Garroting Deep = Linda Lovelace's first attempt at her fame

Guard's Gap = where Bannor and the boys shop for new tunics

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:19 pm
by Landwaster
LOL! A bit ribald, there! But very amusing :)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:13 pm
by Guest
Staff of Law: see POLICE.

Dance of the Wraiths: one of Nsync's stage numbers

Melenkurion abatha: method in Kevin's Lore used to heal diseased watermelons :roll:

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:22 pm
by Skyweir
Seafoam Understone wrote:
Revelwood = what happens when old guys take Viagra!
lol .. the others i couldnt bring myself to quote ;) lol tadly risque .. yet also funny!!
Guest wrote:Melenkurion abatha: method in Kevin's Lore used to heal diseased watermelons
lol
L wrote:kastenessen - clicky musical thingies

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:17 am
by Fist and Faith
Dromond wrote:Banas Nimoram:

Yes, we have no bananas.
:LOLS: :haha: Cracks me up to this day!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:48 am
by matrixman
Yes, that's a classic by Dromond, Fist! :lol:

My sorry definitions:

Birinair: Scooby-Doo trying to say "billionaire"

Lord-Fatherer: Wilt Chamberlain

Croyel: rival against Crayola. Instead of bright, cheerful crayons, Croyel makes ugly, diseased crayons.

During Stonedown: the village situated between Before Stonedown & After Stonedown.

Lifeswallower: school.

Nassic: not classic

Earth-Sight: what you see as you're trying to get your parachute to open.

Shattered Hills: the really tough golf course down the road from Shinnecock Hills

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:31 am
by Cloudberry
Matrixman wrote:Lifeswallower: school.
So true. 8O

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:10 pm
by Fist and Faith
Excellent job, Matrixman!!!!! :LOLS: Especially During Stonedown!! :haha:

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:44 pm
by Variol Farseer
I thought During Stonedown meant 'while swallowing rocks'. Silly me.

Lord Hyrim: 'God, please give him a job!'

Bloodguard: Night watchman at the Red Cross.

Kemper's Pitch: Throwing a fastball from a Winnebago.

Cable Seadreamer: One who falls asleep watching Jacques Cousteau reruns.

Giant Woods: A very large golfer.

Colossus of the Fall: An even larger NFL player.

Ur-vile: A really ugly case of borborygmi.

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:51 pm
by caamora
Hilarious, Matrixman!!!!!!

:haha:

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:56 pm
by Fist and Faith
Variol Farseer wrote:Giant Woods: A very large golfer.

Colossus of the Fall: An even larger NFL player.
:mrgreen: Niiiiice!

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:41 pm
by CovenantJr
Variol Farseer wrote:I thought During Stonedown meant 'while swallowing rocks'. Silly me.

Lord Hyrim: 'God, please give him a job!'

Bloodguard: Night watchman at the Red Cross.

Kemper's Pitch: Throwing a fastball from a Winnebago.

Cable Seadreamer: One who falls asleep watching Jacques Cousteau reruns.

Giant Woods: A very large golfer.

Colossus of the Fall: An even larger NFL player.

Ur-vile: A really ugly case of borborygmi.
:haha: :haha: :LOLS:

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:24 am
by Cate
THE SEVEN WARDS:
Ward Bond
Ward Clever
the Phsyche Ward
the Maternity Ward
Ward of the Court
Ward off vampires with garlic
Wards of life = onward, upward, forward, toward

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:39 am
by Fist and Faith
Excellent, Cate!!!! :LOLS: