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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 4:41 am
by Landwaster
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 6:06 am
by danlo
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:11 am
by Landwaster
well i must admit it was a pretty pathetic long bow to draw ...
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:26 pm
by Landwaster
samadhi - what we need to buy stuff.
moksha - make's fun of ya.
infelice - where the details of the first and last payment are made clear.
findail - narrow strip of pasture.
kastenessen - clicky musical thingies.
callindrill - ring up to interrogate.
(I can see the bottom of the barrel high above me)
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:14 am
by danlo
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:44 pm
by Landwaster
Was just reminded of the term "amanibhavam" on another thread, which is obviously just a reference to a classy clothing brand in the Land, that being Georgio Amanibhavam.
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:06 pm
by Seafoam Understone
Great laughter folks...
The only ones I could come up with...
Stonedowner = a petrified barbituate...
Vitrum = a popular multivitamin in the Land
Vitrol = the competition of the above
Revelwood = what happens when old guys take Viagra!
Giant Woods = the imaginary effects of the above
Garroting Deep = Linda Lovelace's first attempt at her fame
Guard's Gap = where Bannor and the boys shop for new tunics
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:19 pm
by Landwaster
LOL! A bit ribald, there! But very amusing

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:13 pm
by Guest
Staff of Law: see POLICE.
Dance of the Wraiths: one of Nsync's stage numbers
Melenkurion abatha: method in Kevin's Lore used to heal diseased watermelons

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:22 pm
by Skyweir
Seafoam Understone wrote:
Revelwood = what happens when old guys take Viagra!
lol .. the others i couldnt bring myself to quote

lol tadly risque .. yet also funny!!
Guest wrote:Melenkurion abatha: method in Kevin's Lore used to heal diseased watermelons
lol
L wrote:kastenessen - clicky musical thingies
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:17 am
by Fist and Faith
Dromond wrote:Banas Nimoram:
Yes, we have no bananas.

Cracks me up to this day!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:48 am
by matrixman
Yes, that's a classic by Dromond, Fist!
My sorry definitions:
Birinair: Scooby-Doo trying to say "billionaire"
Lord-Fatherer: Wilt Chamberlain
Croyel: rival against Crayola. Instead of bright, cheerful crayons, Croyel makes ugly, diseased crayons.
During Stonedown: the village situated between Before Stonedown & After Stonedown.
Lifeswallower: school.
Nassic: not classic
Earth-Sight: what you see as you're trying to get your parachute to open.
Shattered Hills: the really tough golf course down the road from Shinnecock Hills
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:31 am
by Cloudberry
Matrixman wrote:Lifeswallower: school.
So true.

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:10 pm
by Fist and Faith
Excellent job, Matrixman!!!!!

Especially During Stonedown!!

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:44 pm
by Variol Farseer
I thought During Stonedown meant 'while swallowing rocks'. Silly me.
Lord Hyrim: 'God, please give him a job!'
Bloodguard: Night watchman at the Red Cross.
Kemper's Pitch: Throwing a fastball from a Winnebago.
Cable Seadreamer: One who falls asleep watching Jacques Cousteau reruns.
Giant Woods: A very large golfer.
Colossus of the Fall: An even larger NFL player.
Ur-vile: A really ugly case of borborygmi.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:51 pm
by caamora
Hilarious, Matrixman!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:56 pm
by Fist and Faith
Variol Farseer wrote:Giant Woods: A very large golfer.
Colossus of the Fall: An even larger NFL player.

Niiiiice!
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:41 pm
by CovenantJr
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:24 am
by Cate
THE SEVEN WARDS:
Ward Bond
Ward Clever
the Phsyche Ward
the Maternity Ward
Ward of the Court
Ward off vampires with garlic
Wards of life = onward, upward, forward, toward
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:39 am
by Fist and Faith
Excellent, Cate!!!!
