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Post by **Keev Furaha** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:54 am

if a mime falls in the forest, does anyone hear it?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:02 am

Keev Furaha wrote:if a mime falls in the forest, does anyone hear it?

No. Nobody cares about those fucking mimes.

Post by **lucimay** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:07 am

esmer?

will i dream?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:09 am

Lucimay wrote:esmer?

will i dream?

YES!

Dream within a dream!

Post by **danlo** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:10 am

Gordon Lightfoot wrote:If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old time movie
'Bout a ghost from a wishin' well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet
You know that ghost is me
And I will never be set free
As long as I'm a ghost that you can't see

If I could read your mind love
What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drugstores sell
When you reach the part where the heartaches come
The hero would be me
But heroes often fail
And you won't read that book again
Because the ending's just too hard to take

{instrumental intro}

I'd walk away like a movie star
Who gets burned in a three way script
Enter number two
A movie queen to play the scene
Of bringing all the good things out in me
But for now love, let's be real
I never thought I could act this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feelin's gone
And I just can't get it back

If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old time movie
'Bout a ghost from a wishin' well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet
But stories always end
And if you read between the lines
You'll know that I'm just tryin' to understand
The feelings that you lack
I never thought I could feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't get it back

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:16 am

danlo wrote:
Gordon Lightfoot wrote:If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old time movie
'Bout a ghost from a wishin' well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet
You know that ghost is me
And I will never be set free
As long as I'm a ghost that you can't see

If I could read your mind love
What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drugstores sell
When you reach the part where the heartaches come
The hero would be me
But heroes often fail
And you won't read that book again
Because the ending's just too hard to take

{instrumental intro}

I'd walk away like a movie star
Who gets burned in a three way script
Enter number two
A movie queen to play the scene
Of bringing all the good things out in me
But for now love, let's be real
I never thought I could act this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feelin's gone
And I just can't get it back

If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old time movie
'Bout a ghost from a wishin' well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet
But stories always end
And if you read between the lines
You'll know that I'm just tryin' to understand
The feelings that you lack
I never thought I could feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't get it back

The answer is "don't hold grudges", they're bad, very bad for you, and everyone.

Let It Be

All You Need Is Love

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game

It's easy.

There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time

It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.

It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:41 pm

When I cough, I get a bloody discharge. Should I buy some black eyed peas today for luck for the New Year, and does it really work?

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:35 pm

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:27 pm

When will the Writer's Strike end and will we be able to tell?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:52 pm

Cagliostro wrote:When I cough, I get a bloody discharge. Should I buy some black eyed peas today for luck for the New Year, and does it really work?

if your goal is to die a bloody coughing death, then yes, those peas will work. Esmer would be peased if you saw a doctor instead. Pretty peas?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:52 pm

sgt.null wrote:If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

DUH! you go faster, silly!

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:58 pm

Zenlunatic wrote:When will the Writer's Strike end and will we be able to tell?

I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:44 pm

is sam the devil?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:19 pm

sgt.null wrote:is sam the devil?

Sam is to Luke as......

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:55 pm

Where's the beef?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:56 pm

Zenlunatic wrote:Where's the beef?

...in my pants!

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:00 pm

If the beef is in your pants - how does Wendy's get it?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:14 pm

Zenlunatic wrote:If the beef is in your pants - how does Wendy's get it?

That is the right question. Program terminated.

Post by **Kil Tyme** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:21 pm

Xbox 360 or Playstation 3?

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:23 pm

Wii!!

(my opinion only)

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