Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:19 am
"Fecal Attraction"... note to self. Red wine snorted out the nostrils burns....
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:38 am
Got sh!t?
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:42 am
Sorry to double post, but I just found this list of different ways to say "taking a dump"...and I can't stop LAUGHING!!!
* A sewer snake to release
* Anaconda action
* Arsefire
* Back one out
* Backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage
* Baiting the trap
* Becoming the porcelain assassin
* Blasting a dookie
* Blinking
* Blow one out - Also flatulence
* Blow the load
* BM (Bowel Movement. Quoted by Donkey in Shrek 2.)
* Boo-Boo
* Boom Boom
* Bomb the porcelain sea
* Building a log cabin
* Burn a mule
* Caca
* Carpet Bombing Afghanistan
* Chocolate time!
* Cripping a crapple
* Crowning
* Curling one off
* Cutting rope
* Deceiver of Farts
* De-corking the borking
* Deucing
* Dirty squirties
* Doing brown
* Doing some spring cleaning
* Dominating
* Doo-Doo
* Doodey
* Download a brownload
* Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
* Dropping a dook
* Dropping a bomb
* Dropping a deuce
* Dropping a hoopsnake
* Dropping a jolst
* Dropping a load
* Dropping anchor
* Dropping bass (\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\"base\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\" as in the opposite of treble. Not the fish.)
* Dropping logs
* Dropping some friends off at the pool
* Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl
* Dropping the kids off at the pool
* Dropping the Mexican Boll Weevil
* Dropping the weights
* Dropping wax
* Faxing a shit to the toilet machine
* Feeding the seagulls (politer version of \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Feeding the shitehawks\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\")
* Feeding the toilet
* Feeding the white horse Meaty-Bites
* Fertilising the plants (refers to defecating outdoors and on the ground, such as while camping)
* Filing some papers
* Filling the bowl
* Fire away
* Freeing me chocolate hostages
* Giving birth
* Giving birth to a chocolate baby boy
* Giving birth to a healthy brown baby
* Giving birth to the black eel
* Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish
* Giving birth to an African
* Going Boom Boom
* Going poop
* Going to meet Jim Davidson
* Going to number two
* Going to have a talk with Mr.Hanky
* Growing a tail
* Hanging a rat
* Hungry Hungry Hippos
* Having a Code Brown (at work)
* Kurt Bevacqua
* Launching torpedoes
* Laying a brick
* Laying a brownie
* Laying a cable
* Laying a Hank
* Laying a turd
* Laying some wolf bait
* Lengthening the spine
* Letting loose
* Letting the toilet know who's boss
* Letting the dogs out
* Lift tail (used commonly among members of the furry fandom)
* Logging
* Logging into the toilet and making a huge download
* Logging out
* Load your pants
* Lose some weight (Also used in urination)
* Making a tail
* Making an appointment with Dr. John
* Making a deposit in the Porcelain Bank
* Making gravy
* Making logs (or a log)
* Making waves
* Makin' bears
* Monopoly!
* Montezuma's Revenge (traveller?s diarrhoea)
* Number two (a portable toilet company advertises itself as \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Number One in Number Two\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\"; a Midwest plumbing company proclaims, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"We're Number One in a Number Two Business.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\")
* Pebble-dashing the porcelain
* Pinching (off) a loaf
* Pinching a yam
* Pinch-hitting for Kurt Bevacqua (a reference to the old brown uniforms worn in the 1970's and 1980's by the San Diego Padres.)
* Poo-Poo
* Poopy Doo
* Poppin a gooky
* Producing some output
* Pump a clump of dump out of my rump
* Punching a growler
* Punishing the porcelain
* Punishing the toilet
* Put food in the dog's water
* Releasing a depth charge
* Releasing a Dungbomb (from Harry Potter)
* Releasing the hostages
* Releasing the Kraken
* Ride a pony and trap
* Ring of fire
* Sacrificing to the Toilet/Porcelain god
* Saturday morning special
* Scatter bombing
* Shitting bricks (Houses or apartments as substitutes for higher quantity.)
* Showering the room with roses
* Shtounga
* Slopping gruel in Oliver's bowl
* Speaking with the arabs (When whoever is listening asks \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"what\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" the toiletee replies \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Mustapha Crap!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\")
* Spray-painting the porcelain
* Squirt juice
* Stalling a brown sedan
* Studying one's Process Design notes (refers to Environmental Engineering Process Design, a course taught to civil and environmental engineering undergraduates and that deals with, among other topics, the design of wastewater treatment facilities)
* Taking a brew
* Taking a crap (see also Mr. Thomas Crapper)
* Taking a dump
* Taking a Nixon (used by Kinky Friedman in his detective novels)
* Taking a poo
* Taking a shit (a coarse expression, not a euphemism)
* Taking a slam
* Taking a Tarzan (crapping in the woods/forest)
* Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
* Taking the Cosby kids to the pool
* Taking the morning curl
* Throwing up backwards
* Tuesday Afternoons
* Turtle time (see Turtle Action)
* Uni(I've got to take an uni)
* Unlikely Traveler (Defecation, usually on vacation, when you defacate in your pants away from a toilet)
* Unload
* Unloading a batch of cigars
* UH-OH! (Peter Griffin again; is incontinent at awkward moments)
* Visiting Boston
* vote for president.
* Take a Critical Ambient to the Lab
* Upgrading my Thetan Level
* A sewer snake to release
* Anaconda action
* Arsefire
* Back one out
* Backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage
* Baiting the trap
* Becoming the porcelain assassin
* Blasting a dookie
* Blinking
* Blow one out - Also flatulence
* Blow the load
* BM (Bowel Movement. Quoted by Donkey in Shrek 2.)
* Boo-Boo
* Boom Boom
* Bomb the porcelain sea
* Building a log cabin
* Burn a mule
* Caca
* Carpet Bombing Afghanistan
* Chocolate time!
* Cripping a crapple
* Crowning
* Curling one off
* Cutting rope
* Deceiver of Farts
* De-corking the borking
* Deucing
* Dirty squirties
* Doing brown
* Doing some spring cleaning
* Dominating
* Doo-Doo
* Doodey
* Download a brownload
* Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
* Dropping a dook
* Dropping a bomb
* Dropping a deuce
* Dropping a hoopsnake
* Dropping a jolst
* Dropping a load
* Dropping anchor
* Dropping bass (\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\"base\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\" as in the opposite of treble. Not the fish.)
* Dropping logs
* Dropping some friends off at the pool
* Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl
* Dropping the kids off at the pool
* Dropping the Mexican Boll Weevil
* Dropping the weights
* Dropping wax
* Faxing a shit to the toilet machine
* Feeding the seagulls (politer version of \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Feeding the shitehawks\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\")
* Feeding the toilet
* Feeding the white horse Meaty-Bites
* Fertilising the plants (refers to defecating outdoors and on the ground, such as while camping)
* Filing some papers
* Filling the bowl
* Fire away
* Freeing me chocolate hostages
* Giving birth
* Giving birth to a chocolate baby boy
* Giving birth to a healthy brown baby
* Giving birth to the black eel
* Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish
* Giving birth to an African
* Going Boom Boom
* Going poop
* Going to meet Jim Davidson
* Going to number two
* Going to have a talk with Mr.Hanky
* Growing a tail
* Hanging a rat
* Hungry Hungry Hippos
* Having a Code Brown (at work)
* Kurt Bevacqua
* Launching torpedoes
* Laying a brick
* Laying a brownie
* Laying a cable
* Laying a Hank
* Laying a turd
* Laying some wolf bait
* Lengthening the spine
* Letting loose
* Letting the toilet know who's boss
* Letting the dogs out
* Lift tail (used commonly among members of the furry fandom)
* Logging
* Logging into the toilet and making a huge download
* Logging out
* Load your pants
* Lose some weight (Also used in urination)
* Making a tail
* Making an appointment with Dr. John
* Making a deposit in the Porcelain Bank
* Making gravy
* Making logs (or a log)
* Making waves
* Makin' bears
* Monopoly!
* Montezuma's Revenge (traveller?s diarrhoea)
* Number two (a portable toilet company advertises itself as \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Number One in Number Two\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\"; a Midwest plumbing company proclaims, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"We're Number One in a Number Two Business.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\")
* Pebble-dashing the porcelain
* Pinching (off) a loaf
* Pinching a yam
* Pinch-hitting for Kurt Bevacqua (a reference to the old brown uniforms worn in the 1970's and 1980's by the San Diego Padres.)
* Poo-Poo
* Poopy Doo
* Poppin a gooky
* Producing some output
* Pump a clump of dump out of my rump
* Punching a growler
* Punishing the porcelain
* Punishing the toilet
* Put food in the dog's water
* Releasing a depth charge
* Releasing a Dungbomb (from Harry Potter)
* Releasing the hostages
* Releasing the Kraken
* Ride a pony and trap
* Ring of fire
* Sacrificing to the Toilet/Porcelain god
* Saturday morning special
* Scatter bombing
* Shitting bricks (Houses or apartments as substitutes for higher quantity.)
* Showering the room with roses
* Shtounga
* Slopping gruel in Oliver's bowl
* Speaking with the arabs (When whoever is listening asks \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"what\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" the toiletee replies \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"Mustapha Crap!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\")
* Spray-painting the porcelain
* Squirt juice
* Stalling a brown sedan
* Studying one's Process Design notes (refers to Environmental Engineering Process Design, a course taught to civil and environmental engineering undergraduates and that deals with, among other topics, the design of wastewater treatment facilities)
* Taking a brew
* Taking a crap (see also Mr. Thomas Crapper)
* Taking a dump
* Taking a Nixon (used by Kinky Friedman in his detective novels)
* Taking a poo
* Taking a shit (a coarse expression, not a euphemism)
* Taking a slam
* Taking a Tarzan (crapping in the woods/forest)
* Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
* Taking the Cosby kids to the pool
* Taking the morning curl
* Throwing up backwards
* Tuesday Afternoons
* Turtle time (see Turtle Action)
* Uni(I've got to take an uni)
* Unlikely Traveler (Defecation, usually on vacation, when you defacate in your pants away from a toilet)
* Unload
* Unloading a batch of cigars
* UH-OH! (Peter Griffin again; is incontinent at awkward moments)
* Visiting Boston
* vote for president.
* Take a Critical Ambient to the Lab
* Upgrading my Thetan Level
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:09 am
Dear God Jenn you think about poo an awful lot!
Look, all I was saying was that if I was tickling Ms.Twain and she happened to let something slip in the process, I wouldn't toss her away.
Then again, I'm a firm believer in trying everything once, so.....
Look, all I was saying was that if I was tickling Ms.Twain and she happened to let something slip in the process, I wouldn't toss her away.
Then again, I'm a firm believer in trying everything once, so.....
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:54 am
While we are on the subject of poo and pranks...
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:11 am
What? No more talk of craptastic fantasies? No more butt-nugget buffets? No more talk of 629?
Have we flushed-out this topic to its fullest yet? Waste is a terrible thing to mind.[/fecotainment]
"And now back to our originally scheduled programming..."
Have we flushed-out this topic to its fullest yet? Waste is a terrible thing to mind.[/fecotainment]
"And now back to our originally scheduled programming..."
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:44 pm
The nature of the topic and my dyslexic crazed mind read, "I Hersey squirted tears of laughter when several of those pooped into my head."when Jenn wrote:I squirted tears of laughter when several of those popped into my head
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:25 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Fecalmania 2008!
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:44 pm
You people are sick.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:27 pm
I agree. Ask yourselves, "What would SRD say if he saw this thread?" I bet the shit would hit the fan.Cail wrote:You people are sick.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:59 pm
We'd be in deep doo-doo.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:01 pm
You'd be up shit creek without a paddle.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:07 pm
Maybe he wouldn't give a shit.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:36 pm
...ow...my sides are splitting from laughing so hard...
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:46 pm
Yeah, laughing this hard makes me cry.... then I can't tell shit from shinola.....
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:55 pm
You obviously don't know jack shit about shinola then.....
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:51 pm
Maybe not, but I do know when it's time to shit or get off the pot.
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:40 am
I'm so glad I don't have to moderate this forum anymore. 
It was a shit job.
It was a shit job.
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:11 am
Well, I've got news for aliantha, Balon and Creator, you ain't moderatin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:15 am
Hit the road Jack
don't you come back
no more
no more
no more
no more...
don't you come back
no more
no more
no more
no more...