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magickmaker17 wrote:Well, it seems to me that in this day and age, teenagers are all about going out there and losing their virginity as quick as possible. Like you're not cool until you've done it, and everyone wants to be cool. Peer pressure is a horrible thing, and I'm proud to say that I've never submitted to that rot. I'll have sex when I'm good and ready, and I've found the right person. I'm not going to do it just to be considered cool. I've also never smoked a cigarette or anything else. I've never done any drugs, and I've never been drunk. If that makes me a loser, I'm proud to be one!
The fact that MOM is reading this has nothing to do with the statement at all I'm sure!! ;) :twisted:

Just kidding!! :lol:

Kudos to you kid! :D
nope, the fact that MOM is reading has nothing to do with it at all. its the truth. I WOULD have said it all, even if she hadn't been reading.

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Yeah yeah yeah... we shall see at Seafest Denver after a few pieces of whacky watermelon how she puts the moves on Cov... 8O ;)
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kevinswatch wrote:I sware that I don't remember having any extraordinary crap going on in my body when I was a teenager.
Have you seen West Wing?
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Condoms in the schools.

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What?!

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Condoms in the schools.

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Well, that's a problem.

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What?

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[raising his voice] We have a Surgeon General who says they dramatically reduce the risk of teen pregnancy and AIDS.

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So does abstinence.

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Show the average American teenage male a condom and his mind will turn to thoughts of lust.

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Show the average American teenage male a lug wrench and his mind'll turn...

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I don't get the lug wrench reference.

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aliantha wrote:
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magickmaker17 wrote:Well, it seems to me that in this day and age, teenagers are all about going out there and losing their virginity as quick as possible. Like you're not cool until you've done it, and everyone wants to be cool. Peer pressure is a horrible thing, and I'm proud to say that I've never submitted to that rot. I'll have sex when I'm good and ready, and I've found the right person. I'm not going to do it just to be considered cool. I've also never smoked a cigarette or anything else. I've never done any drugs, and I've never been drunk. If that makes me a loser, I'm proud to be one!
The fact that MOM is reading this has nothing to do with the statement at all I'm sure!! ;) :twisted:
The thought did cross my mind. But I'd like to think that she would have said it even if I wasn't reading it.

I could be delusional, of course....
I remember once, as a older teenager, comming home drunk and sick, shortly after a breakup from a girlfried, my mom didn't get upset at me for being drunk...instead she grabbed to oppertunaty to basically interview me about my sex-life.
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:I don't get the lug wrench reference.

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They were saying that condoms in school are bad, because the sight of a condom makes teen males think of sex. No condoms visible, no sexual desires. Toby was saying a lug wrench, or anything else, makes teen males think of sex.
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drew wrote:I remember once, as a older teenager, comming home drunk and sick, shortly after a breakup from a girlfried, my mom didn't get upset at me for being drunk...instead she grabbed to oppertunaty to basically interview me about my sex-life.
*shaking head*

...my mom was either even more naive and gullible than I am, or decided not to push the issue when I would baldly lie to her face regarding my sex life while I was still under her roof...
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kevinswatch wrote:I sware that I don't remember having any extraordinary crap going on in my body when I was a teenager.-jay
I'm with you on this
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kevinswatch wrote:I sware that I don't remember having any extraordinary crap going on in my body when I was a teenager.-jay
I'm with you on this
Me too. Can I be an admin?
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kevinswatch wrote:I sware that I don't remember having any extraordinary crap going on in my body when I was a teenager.-jay
I'm with you on this
Maybe someone slipped you guys a roofie and had their way with you.....
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I totally lost the plot as a teenager. Horrible time.
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Lord Foul wrote:
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kevinswatch wrote:I sware that I don't remember having any extraordinary crap going on in my body when I was a teenager.-jay
I'm with you on this
Me too. Can I be an admin?

You guys never, as a teen, had you flag pole raised just by a girl walking by?

I'm 40 now and that reaction is beginning to seem pretty extraordinary as time goes on! :cry:
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High Lord Tolkien wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:
Vain wrote: I'm with you on this
Me too. Can I be an admin?

You guys never, as a teen, had you flag pole raised just by a girl walking by?
Or, indeed, by nothing? That used to happen. Heh.
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Oh come on HLT, The 40 Year Old Boner is much wiser and more skillful than The Teenaged Dork of Doom (aka Quick-Draw McGraw).
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So the 30yr old's it at its prime them.

Learning how to use itself wisely; yet young enough to beused it when it probebly should not be used.
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You guys are mean, and gross!!! I applaud Lord Foul for retaining a precious thing:
something meant to be given as a gift (from Lord Foul's Bane)
LF, you can only give it away once. I realize you may not see your virginity in that way, but try it. See it as something you OWN.

Okay, the 40 year old whatever... :lol: I'm on the downside towards 50 now, and it just keeps getting better. I shudder to think of what I settled for at seventeen. THAT was gross. 20 years of marriage makes you and your spouse experts on each others' physique and responses. Those louts I let have their way with me!! What was I thinking?? ... oh yeah, wasn't. :oops:
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deer of the dawn wrote:You guys are mean, and gross!!! I applaud Lord Foul for retaining a precious thing:
something meant to be given as a gift (from Lord Foul's Bane)
LF, you can only give it away once. I realize you may not see your virginity in that way, but try it. See it as something you OWN.

Okay, the 40 year old whatever... :lol: I'm on the downside towards 50 now, and it just keeps getting better. I shudder to think of what I settled for at seventeen. THAT was gross. 20 years of marriage makes you and your spouse experts on each others' physique and responses. Those louts I let have their way with me!! What was I thinking?? ... oh yeah, wasn't. :oops:
Nah....ya gotta go through the louts to appreciate what is good for you.
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Bad guys really do get the most girls
NICE guys knew it, now two studies have confirmed it: bad boys get the most girls. The finding may help explain why a nasty suite of antisocial personality traits known as the "dark triad" persists in the human population, despite their potentially grave cultural costs.
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deer of the dawn wrote:20 years of marriage makes you and your spouse experts on each others' physique and responses.
Too true.

And lends to romatic seduction scenes like.

"wanna go do it?"
"ok."

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Oh my! I just spent a good 20 minutes reading every post in this thread! True instant classic HLT!!!

And stutty...don't forget the other possible response in a 20 year relationship:

"I have a headache."
To which I say "sex is a great cure for a headache, at least my headache, anyway." :biggrin:
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