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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:02 pm
by Probot
Dr. Ian and Dr. Crocker are produce specialists, known around the world as "healers" of crops, plant whisperers so to speak. They rushed to the sight of a major honeydew epidemic. Crouched beside a pile of withering honeydews, Dr. Crock surveys the damage and says, "We must act quickly, give it to me now!" The other doctor, perplexed, asks, "What is it you need?" Dr. Crocker exclaims, "The Melon-Cure, Ian!"
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:44 pm
by wayfriend
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:45 pm
by dlbpharmd
Oh, that's so bad.
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:23 pm
by iQuestor
Dr. Ian and Dr. Crocker are produce specialists, known around the world as "healers" of crops, plant whisperers so to speak. They rushed to the sight of a major honeydew epidemic. Crouched beside a pile of withering honeydews, Dr. Crock surveys the damage and says, "We must act quickly, give it to me now!" The other doctor, perplexed, asks, "What is it you need?" Dr. Crocker exclaims, "The Melon-Cure, Ian!"
... to which Ian replies.....
wait for it....
"Ah, Bother!"
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:15 pm
by Probot
Oh I tried the seven... incoherent jibbertalk, but a puzzle I'm still trying to crack!
Q: Why are Gravelingas' constantly late for everything?
A: They're always stoned.
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:24 am
by Orlion
So, Covenant walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Do you have any springwine?" to which the barkeep replies, "Sorry, sir, we do not." Covenant then inquires again, "Do you have any springwine?" and the barkeep, a little annoyed, gives the curt reply, "No." Not to be discouraged, Covenant asks the barkeep again, "Do you have any springwine?" At this point, the barkeep grabs Covenant by the collar and hisses angrily into his face, "Listen, bub, we don't have any springwine, and if you ask whether or not we do, I'll nail your face to the bar!" The barkeep lets go of Covenant's collar, who remains silent for a moment and asks the barkeep, "Do you have any nails?" "No." "Hmmmm.... in that case do you have any springwine?"
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:08 am
by Waddley
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:37 am
by danlo
(sorry you had to take a bullet for me today in Mafia Wars)
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:54 am
by Rigel
Wow, Waddley. Just... wow
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:53 am
by Wheelwash Whitecap
I love all the TC jokes. You guys are crazy.
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:43 am
by jacob Raver, sinTempter
Those two by Oakleaf had me crying...
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:20 am
by Waddley
Rigel wrote:Wow, Waddley. Just... wow
You're welcome
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:26 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
As Starfare's Gem passes a small island on their way toward the Bhrathair port, a bearded man can be seen waving his arms and yelling furiously at the giantship.
"Who is that?" Covenant asks Grimmand Honninscrave.
"I don't know," responds Honninscrave, "But every time we sail through here, he goes nuts."
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:38 am
by jacob Raver, sinTempter
OH, that's evil.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:18 am
by Savor Dam
A young Ranyhyn gallops into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender noticed that the Ranyhyn's voice was very raspy so as he is making the drink he asks the colt if he has a cold. The Ranyhyn replies: "Nope, I'm just a little horse."
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:43 pm
by jacob Raver, sinTempter
*crickets*
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:58 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:*crickets*
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:33 am
by Shuram Gudatetris
Brother Charn wrote:Q: How does a gang of thirsty ur-viles get into a crowded bar?
A: They wedge themselves in.
Nice.
tc jokes
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:21 pm
by Wheelwash Whitecap
What kind of car does TC Drive?
Scion TC
Believe it or not I bought a TC Scion a couple of years ago. It has been the best car I have ever owned. Its full of white magic. My name is Mick White.
scion tc
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:23 pm
by Wheelwash Whitecap
I guess that makes me the White Magic!!!!!!!!!!!
