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Good news: You have a basketball friend.

Bad news: He and the volleyball friend form a clique and won't let you join.
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Hahahaha

Good news. You dont want to be in their dumbass clique anyway 😛

Bad news. A strong storm fronts coming.
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Good news: The storm front washes up a box of rolling skates

Bad News: You don't have any bad teeth to chop out
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Good news. You have perfect teeth

Bad news. You dont know how to roller skate 🤷‍♀️
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Good news. You have perfect teeth

Bad news. You dont know how to roller skate 🤷‍♀️
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Good news: You figure out how to use the roller skates to chop down a tree

Bad News: You were not paying attention and the tree crushed your living quarters
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Good news: You have the lumber to build a new home.

Bad news: It's stuck under the tree.
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:LOLS:

Good news. You set fire 🔥 to the tree and all the lumber underneath .. and you have warmth and a cooking source 😁

Bad news. You dont have anything to cook.
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Good news: A bunch of birds that were in the tree are nearby easy to capture

Bad News: They are upset you chopped down their tree and start attacking you
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Cue Alfred Hitchcock

Good news. You have a history of repelling birds ;) so after they met you they unimpressively flew away

Bad news. Youre pretty hungry
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Good news: You discover an orchard of fresh fruits

Bad news: You also discover it is protected by hungry cannibals
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Oh fuck not cannibals 😂

You seem to have a thing for same flesh eating critters

Good news. The cannibals arent interested in the fruit.

Bad news. They are VERY interested in you 😬
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Good news: You distract them with a scarehuman

Bad News: The orchard of fresh fruit has all turned rotten
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Seriously that quickly 🤷‍♀️ :lol:

Good news. You eat food way past their recommended use by dates.

Bad news. You get very, very, very sick. Worse than when you last mixed drugs and alcohol
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Good news: While recovering from being sick a ship comes to shore

Bad news: The ship is the S.S. Minnow
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Good news. Giligan encourages you aboard .. well its that or the cannibals

Bad news. You join them and hear
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the Skipper brave and sure,
five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,
a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
the Minnow would be lost.


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:LOLS:

Good news: You hide on the part of the ship where no one can see you

Bad news: They forget you are there and you drift out in the ocean alone with no idea how to manage a ship
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Good news: The ship floats!

Bad news: The Skipper calls you "Little Buddy" in a way that makes you really, really nervous.
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:LOLS:

Good news. He was actually calling his doggo

Bad news. Youre still adrift in open ocean
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Good news: A storm comes and lands the ship back to civilization

Bad News: You realize you have been gone so long that the world has been taken over by pod people
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