Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:13 pm
"Bwok, bwok, bwok, cluck, bwok, bwok, cluck, bwok, bwok, bwok." -The Chicken's own testimony regarding his reasons for crossing.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:48 pm
Choosing between starvation on the safe side of the road and crossing the treacherous highway to a corn field the chicken made the only selection possible.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:04 am
"Duck Crossing" sign seemed like a sufficient safety measure.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:01 pm
Everyone knows why.
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:32 am
Feather-brained, that's why!
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:17 pm
Got to get to the bank before 5 pm.
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:33 am
Hatched yesterday, or at least he acts that way 
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:16 pm
Ignorant of traffic patterns and the threats that moving automobiles pose to moronic fowl.
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:11 am
Just ask the chicken, dammit!
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:13 am
Kentucky-fried out of its mind, the chicken couldn't consider a more rational course of action.
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:22 pm
Look, it's really simple. The chicken knows, and he's right there, across the street. GO ASK HIM.
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:58 am
My understanding from the reading some of the previous posts is that the answer lies with asking the chicken why he did what he did, so go do it!
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:38 am
Now, if we can only find someone who is fluent in Chickenese...
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:56 pm
Only the chicken knows and cares.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:46 pm
Poultry-geist spooked him and he ran away from his side of the road (what a chicken! )
)Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:23 am
Questioning the bird still seems to be the best chance at getting an answer.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:05 am
Reasons are the at the heart of the matter.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:04 pm
Sanders was stalking him.
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:14 am
Tried to hail a cab but was ignored because of his obvious chicken-ness.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:58 am
Unnecessary risks give the chicken the adrenaline high he craves.