Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:45 pm
She's only here because Nav pimped her as your next incarnation: JordAN-just page 3 London tabloid thrash but on a much baser level than how hottie, Samantha Fox, started out some 15 or 20 odd years ago...
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 5:10 pm
dAN - Jordan doesn't have a last name, but her real name is Katie Price. She's just a glamour model.
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:47 pm
I've watched her on this reality TV program, trust me, she's a bitch.edinburghemma wrote:Firstly, I think you are trying to be pc, by saying you cannot stand Jordan-after all who likes fake boobs? (yes, well, erm, most people like boobs, fake or not fake), but then you cap it all by saying she's a bitch. Why? It is probably people denigrating her both physically and mentally by saying that sort of thing which lead her to distort her body in such a way in the first place.Darth Revan wrote:I know. I don't find her attractive in any way shape or form. She's also a real bitch. I can't stand her.CovenantJr wrote:But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos
Oh and Mr Wickham, you are right, a real mullet is always best!
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:38 pm
I bet her plastic surgeon doesn't think so.
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:41 pm
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:36 pm
I love Jordan and will defend her and her dysmorphia til the end!
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:57 pm
Jordan doesn't have a thing on you, Eddinburghemma. You're pure class.
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:08 pm
Why thank you Mr Fixit, you are now my new amour!!
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:53 pm
Sigh . . . as much as I am prejudiced against Mr Wickham, you will break his heart, Emma! Stop flirting with all the men here! 
I have some questions for dAN . . .
1. A cad is defined as a dishonourable man. If architects use AutoCAD, does this mean they have someone else be a cad for them?
2. What do you do with a drunken sailor?
3. Do architects like the Architect in Matrix Reloaded?
I have some questions for dAN . . .
1. A cad is defined as a dishonourable man. If architects use AutoCAD, does this mean they have someone else be a cad for them?
2. What do you do with a drunken sailor?
3. Do architects like the Architect in Matrix Reloaded?
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 12:14 am
2. From actual experience - pick him up off the ground in the alley next to the strip club, stuff most of the Euros back in his pocket, use the other Euros for a cab back to the ship, find one of his buddies, leave him and said buddy in medical on drunk watch.
Architects and Autocad
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 8:18 pm
To 1: No, Auto cad simply refer's to the Architect's ego, and his ability to be a cad all by himself, without anyone's help. It's very simple, really. Some of us have highly developed Auto Cad skills
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 8:42 pm
To No. 3, For architects, the old maxim "any press is good press" holds true. Our god-like intellect and creative ability is seldom rendered accurately in film. Sure, the architect in Matrix was good--but seriously, most architects prefer the Charles Bronson version from the "Death Wish" series.
Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 11:44 am
dAN is no longer interested in your stupid questions, but I'll bite:Ur-Vile wrote:Sigh . . . as much as I am prejudiced against Mr Wickham, you will break his heart, Emma! Stop flirting with all the men here!
I have some questions for dAN . . .
1. A cad is defined as a dishonourable man. If architects use AutoCAD, does this mean they have someone else be a cad for them?
2. What do you do with a drunken sailor?
3. Do architects like the Architect in Matrix Reloaded?
1. Autocad is in fact a computer program, and the CAD part means Computer Aided Drafting. If you run across CADD, that means Computer Aided Drafting & Design.
2. Whatever I want.
3. Only if they can use him as a reference.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 12:40 pm
Mr Fixit wrote:dAN is no longer interested in your stupid questions, but I'll bite:
My mum always told me there is no such thing as a stupid question. Actually, which brings me to ask, if there stupid questions, how does that impact on Bush's education scheme of 'no child left behind'? Do we improve our questions before we move on???? Help me Obi-dAN, you're my only hope. Help me Obi-dAN, you're my only hope. Help me Obi-dAN, you're my only hope. Help me Obi-dAN, you're . . . .Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:09 pm
Believe it or not, her plastic surgeon is her dadThe Leper Fairy wrote:I bet her plastic surgeon doesn't think so.
Howard Roark wrote:To 1: No, Auto cad simply refer's to the Architect's ego, and his ability to be a cad all by himself, without anyone's help. It's very simple, really. Some of us have highly developed Auto Cad skills
Howard Roark wrote:To No. 3, For architects, the old maxim "any press is good press" holds true. Our god-like intellect and creative ability is seldom rendered accurately in film. Sure, the architect in Matrix was good--but seriously, most architects prefer the Charles Bronson version from the "Death Wish" series.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:41 pm
Funny things dyslexsia will do to you, but at least it didn't read: "Jackson's education scheme of 'no child behind left'"Ur-Vile wrote:Bush's education scheme of 'no child left behind'
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 2:30 pm
Oh dear God, Danlo!
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 11:56 pm
danlo wrote:Funny things dyslexsia will do to you, but at least it didn't read: "Jackson's education scheme of 'no child behind left'"Ur-Vile wrote:Bush's education scheme of 'no child left behind'
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 9:03 am
danlo wrote:Funny things dyslexsia will do to you, but at least it didn't read: "Jackson's education scheme of 'no child behind left'"
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 9:04 am
That's like asing Jordan to be flat chested.Ur-Vile wrote:Sigh . . . as much as I am prejudiced against Mr Wickham, you will break his heart, Emma! Stop flirting with all the men here!
