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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:36 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Eff, kinda creepy....

Did you just order a vertical seafood taco to go? If so I am on your menu..

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:38 am
by sgt.null
you ever eat some Dicks?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:44 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Have you got any Dick's on you? I'm a bit famished for some...

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:49 am
by sgt.null
I have some Dicks, but I am missing the buns to put them in, could you help?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:21 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Hmmm... interesting question to be asking on Gay Pride weekend in SF...

Me gusta su chorizo...

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:33 am
by sgt.null
if that quote is about me - why thank you!

anyhow - want to see my etchings?

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:44 am
by Cameraman Jenn
I have your name tattooed on my ass...

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:58 am
by sgt.null
so do you like to drink until you black out?

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:54 am
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
[sigh] Hard to think out universal ones, I believe in individual approach.

What kinds of music do you like? (If that includes something I like - show the knowledge and interest, if not - try to find means to bring some of what I like for consideration. That may even accomplish an additional purpose - conversion :))

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:46 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Eff, way too serious.... seriously

I'm sorry, you must have a magnet in your back pocket because my surgical plate just drew my hand there.....

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:27 am
by Vraith
This actually worked for me twice:

"Have any stupid pick-up lines ever worked on you?"
"Yes"
"What was it?"
"blah blah blah"
"[repeat line back to them]

In one case, the successful one was "We'll go out for breakfast. Should I call you, or just nudge you?"

The other was
"You don't have to tell me when you get off. I'll know."

I THINK I stole the process idea from somewhere, but I might have invented it...been a long time [that married since the 90's thing...]

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:44 am
by sgt.null
so do you like high post counts?

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:26 pm
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
Hm, seriousness wasn't forbidden by the rues, if I'm not mistaken. Well, how about this.

Do you like cheese? I've got something for you that's literally made of it - a pickup line!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:37 am
by sgt.null
so how much for a quick spin?

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:39 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Female: I'm drunk and willing.

Male: How many drinks do I need to buy you to get you drunk and willing?

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:48 am
by sgt.null
i sometimes play a Clown...

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:55 pm
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
(Sarge, that one can scare off some better than mine with the axe :twisted:)

Hi there, going with me as you are or with some help from a tranquilizer gun?

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:34 am
by sgt.null
ever wonder how much a human head ways?

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:30 am
by feanor
Ayup All...

How about,

'So, Jenn, I've trained some Live Bees to act like Jewelry, Wanna see ?'...

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:06 am
by Cambo
I'd be more inclined to go with: "So Jenn, I've trained some live bees to act like underwear...and they fly away on cue." :twisted: