Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:14 am**

Very bad mental image of Loremaster looking at computer porn while being slapped silly by Cho.....Couldn't sleep a wink.

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:37 am**

Wept for hours over sad movie about orphaned chipmunk.

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 2:34 pm**

X usually appears in red biro all over my homework. My ego couldn't take that again.

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:43 pm**

Zebra stampede trampled me. Recovering in hospital instead of doing homework.

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:29 pm**

Atomic bomb destroyed my homework! itsy bitsy atomic bomb!!

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:32 pm**

Banana-crazed monkeys ransacked my house looking for more of the sweet, yellow stuff. I really don't think you want my simean-fouled work.

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:54 pm**

Cretins did the stupid dance and I was, well, stupified...

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:09 pm**

Disgusted by dog-eared text books. Couldn't bring myself to touch them.

Posted: **Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:33 pm**

Eloped, so had more important things on my mind...

Posted: **Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:04 pm**

Flagrantly disregarded officers' red lights and sirens. Spent night in jail. They wouldn't let me have my books. I begged to do my homework...all to no avail. (Loremaster was in the next cell wailing for his porn. I don't know what he did to get tossed in...and judging from the state of his clothing--or lack thereof--I don't WANT to know)

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:53 am**

gave homework to charity by mistake. meant to give wads of cash and canned goods. some blankets and two piles of books i haven't read, and that's where i had the textbook.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:10 pm**

Creating the ChoChiyo Center for Porn-Addicted Vile-Spawn, in honor of ChoChiyo's selfless efforts. Couldn't possibly have had time to work on that history report...

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:04 pm**

Hedgehog ate it.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:15 pm**

Ill from too much holiday food.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:33 pm**

Just didn't want to do it!

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:40 pm**

Koala bears projectile-vomited all over it.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:00 pm**

Lost it in discarded wrapping paper.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:00 pm**

Landed on the moon and forgot to take it with me.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:13 pm**

Military coup in my pen cup overthrew the democratic regime of Pilot Ultra-fine Tips and instituted Ticonderoga #2 as Dictator-for-Life, and I'm not allowed to turn in essays written in pencil.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:15 pm**

Nocturnal activities left me too sleepy to do my homework

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