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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:00 am
by MrKABC
Lorelei wrote:Why does a man lose all sense of chivalry as soon as he moves into your house?
Corollary:
Why does a woman grow fangs as soon as she moves in to YOUR house?
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:10 am
by onewyteduck
Why does my Dentist cram 50 pieces of equipment in my mouth and then ask me a question?
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:36 pm
by Cheval
Why is it that when traffic is at a crawl (because everybody is on the road), it is called "rush hour"?
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:45 pm
by drew
Why do people buy a Burger, Fries, super-size it, and ask for a diet coke?
-why do people drink diet pop at all?
-you might as well drink water, it's better for you, and it doesn't taste like diet pop.
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:59 am
by MrKABC
Why do you park on your driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:15 pm
by Cheval
MrKABC wrote:Why do you park on your driveway, and drive on a parkway?
been there... done that.
(See 1st post)
Why is it that people will say: "Let's do lunch", when they eat it instead?
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:12 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
...women give extended essay answers to "yes or no"-type questions?
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:28 pm
by MrKABC
cheval wrote:MrKABC wrote:Why do you park on your driveway, and drive on a parkway?
been there... done that.
(See 1st post)
Why is it that people will say: "Let's do lunch", when they eat it instead?
Whoops! My bad!
Why is it that dogs must eat messy things on the carpet and not on the tile floor?
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:34 pm
by drew
MrKABC wrote:Why is it that dogs must eat messy things on the carpet and not on the tile floor?
Acctually, that one's been done too.
Why is it that MR K doesn't read all of the posts?
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:58 am
by MrKABC
drew wrote:MrKABC wrote:Why is it that dogs must eat messy things on the carpet and not on the tile floor?
Acctually, that one's been done too.
Why is it that MR K doesn't read all of the posts?
OUCH!!! Bummer.. I just happened to see my dogs happily contaminating my carpet when I posted that...
Why is it that I can't think of (and post) these things FIRST???
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:52 am
by Kimi
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:33 pm
by Lady Revel
Why is it that there is always plenty of time to complete a project until the day it is due?
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:56 pm
by drew
Why is it that, if you don't visit Kevinswatch for a week, there's about three new posts, but if you go away for half a day, there's about a hundred?
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:23 pm
by Cheval
Why is it that you could be the nicest person around,
but people will still fear you because you have:
a) long hair
b) or tattoos
c) or body piercings
d) or look like Berek?
(My case - a.)
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:44 pm
by Khat
cheval wrote:Why is it that you could be the nicest person around,
but people will still fear you because you have:
a) long hair
b) or tattoos
c) or body piercings
d) or look like Berek?
(My case - a.)
Gee I wish I had long hair! They must be jealous Cheval.
Why is that "5 minutes more sleep" seems so much more important than going to bed 5 minutes earlier?
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:36 pm
by drew
Why is it that, when one of your kids has the stomach flu, he's the one who is on the TOP BUNK.
-(Splash!!)
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:34 am
by Cail
Why is it that you will hit "snooze" 6 times every 9 minutes rather than just resetting the alarm for an hour later?
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:36 pm
by Iryssa
Why is it that "snooze" is always 9 minutes instead of a full 10?
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:47 am
by Cheval
Why is it that the United States of America is governed in a place called:
The District of Columbia?
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:43 am
by MrKABC
...when I need to get up early, I can't sleep... and when I have all night free to party, I am sleepy???