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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:03 pm
by Prom_STar
... politely request you change your avatar and username.
If I asked you why this forum is called "In Pusuit of Mallory," you would...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:53 pm
by Spring
...direct you to the correct thread.
If I asked Prom Star about Chuck Norris, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:03 am
by Prom_STar
...respond thus:
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*$% down.
For more fun Chuck Norris facts, visit
Chuck Norris
If I keep making Chuck Norris references, you will...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:34 am
by Alynna Lis Eachann
"If I keep making Chuck Norris references, you will..."
...I will break out the banning stick, but not before discussing the picture we use to have in high school of one of our students and Chuck Norris together after the kid won the "How martial arts changed my life" essay contest.
If I told you that third-hand story about the essay boy and Chuck Norris, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:37 am
by Prom_STar
...bring Neko back
If I brought Neko back, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:00 am
by Marv
chastize you for taking him away in the first place then soften and say ahhhhh look at the lil pussy cats face. hes soooo cutey wooty.
if i told you i am looking at YOU right now you would
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:08 am
by Khat
if you told me you were looking at ME right now I would Hope you have very dark sunglasses on and a good imagination - (wouldn't want to ruin your New Year!)
If Edge made Prom Star a new avatar with Neko & her logo you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:17 am
by Prom_STar
khatalenabwraith wrote:If Edge made Prom Star a new avatar with Neko & her logo you would...
Politely inform you that I am a him.
NEKO IS BACK!!!!!
now what do you do?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:19 am
by Marv
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:22 am
by Khat
Prom_STar wrote:khatalenabwraith wrote:If Edge made Prom Star a new avatar with Neko & her logo you would...
Politely inform you that I am a him.
NEKO IS BACK!!!!!
now what do you do?
Ahhhh - I made the most common mistake at the watch! UgG!
sorry (This is the reason I put flowers in my avatar so noone would get confused)
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:46 am
by Prom_STar
No worries. There's not really any definite way to tell.
However, grammatically speaking if you are unsure of someone's gender the approriate term is "him." You could also say "him or her," but such is most often far too cumbersome for any serious use.
Yes, I have read Strunk and White (i.e. The Elements of Style) far too much.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:52 am
by Spring
For some reason, everytime I read Prom's name, I get Porn_STar...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:58 am
by sgt.null
if i guessed your gender wrong, you would
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:58 am
by Spring
...correct you.
If I sent you a PM, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:13 am
by sgt.null
answer it...
if i dressed you as a Clown, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:06 am
by Prom_STar
sue
If I replace Neko, you would?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:58 am
by Spring
..cry.
If I spammed, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:43 pm
by Prom_STar
say "welcome to Mallory's!"
If Mallory's weren't here...
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:26 am
by Spring
...KW would be very disappointing.
If I peed my pants, you wouldn't...
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:39 am
by ChoChiyo
share a seat on a bus! If I snored loudly, you would...
