Kevin's Watch

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Murphy Brown would wad MTM up like a used tissue and trash her skinny girl backside.

Heh hehe heh heh heh


Blizzards or Tornados?

Tornies! They could suck all the snow out of a blizzard. Actually, you know you can have a tornado in a snowstorm, they are extremely rare though.....


King Arthur vs. Darth Vader

Vader's lightsaber shiskebabs Arthur right through the King's armor, but at the same time Arthur fatally pierces Vader's side with Excalibur. Both collapse and die. However, Vader comes back only as the wimpy spirit of Anakin, while Arthur comes back in full glory as King in the hour of darkest need, ready to kick ass. I give it to Arthur.

Hobbes the Tiger vs. Thomas Hobbes the philosopher

HObbes the Tiger all the way! Have you seen his incredible Tiger Stalk-N-Pounce? Hobbes the philosopher wouldn't stand a chance.

It's the law of the jungle, baby!!

Emo kid versus Nature boy?

Emo kid would cry his way out of it.

Smooth Jazz vs Acid rock?

Acid rock would dissolve smooth Jazz.....

Jem Cheeta versus Diamond Rio??

Jem Cheeta because of the privilages of being a Watch member.
(Besides, I don't know who Diamond Rio is)

Bob Barker or Chuck Woolery?

Bob Barker.....he's already outlived Chuck Woolery career wise.

Little Debbie vs. Dolly Madison

Well, Little Debbie is young and spry, but Dolly Madison is old and wise, and probably has a pistol tucked in her garter.

I'll go with Dolly.

A white duck or a gray goose??

Cheval--> Diamond Rio

Oh, most definitely the white duck you silly goose!

Jungle JIm or Tarzan?

tarzan--the elephants always help him!

Cho, empress of Nigeria, or MrKABC, lewd stalker?

Mr.KABC's obsession would make him careless...he would become Mr.AKBC...Mr. Ass-Kicked-By-Cho.

Eminem or an M&M?

GOOD ANSWER!!!

Hehehehehe

I'll take M&M as eminem always reminds me of enima--I think the little blue guy could kick eminem's arse with panche'

Beau or Luke Duke?

Luke, no question about it. Luke fought in Vietnam, and was always the "thinking man's Duke boy".

Gene Shalit or Rodger Ebert?

Shalit and his moustache make a brief stand, but Ebert soon runs over the poor guy like a freight train.

The Marx Brothers vs. The Three Stooges?

Moe would slap em around, Curly would go whoop whoop on thier asses, and Larry, well, I don't know what Larry would do. Moe would then top it off by doing the old two fingers in the eyes trick on Groucho and that would be the end of that. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

What?
Tonight's fight had been postponed?

I question safetyjedi's Stooge vs Marx Brothers results.

I think it would go a different way.
Actually I don't even think he knows who the Marx Brothers are!


Chico would square off against Moe.
That would be a tough one.
Both are scrappy dirty fighters.
I have to give it to Chico because Chico mixes it up with everyone not just the other M. Brothers.

Groucho *would* get his ass kicked by Larry, if Larry could catch him. But Groucho is a master at evading people.
I'd call it a tie.

Curly vs. Harpo.
Another tough one.
I'm going to give it to Curly.
Although Harpo is capable of just about anything Curly can take it and once Curly gets his hands on Harpo it's all over.

So.....it's a tie!


Giant Stay Puffed Marshmello Man or Giant Koolaid Guy?

Giant Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man. He would only have to soak up Giant Kool-Aid Man.

Morticia Adamms vs Lily Munster

Morticia Adamms of course!! Gomez has trained her!!


Onslaught vs. Doomsday!! (see who remebers these characters!)