The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **drew** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:19 pm

Kirk "Bones, Scotty, Spock-you're with me. The unknown Fifth-crewmember who always ends up getting killed...why don't you take the bridge today?"

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:41 pm

Yoda: "Your weapons...you will not need them."

Luke: <takes them anyway>

Yoda: <sighs> "dumbass..."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:28 pm

Vader - "Impressive. Most impressive."
Luke - "Gosh Dad. Ya think? Let me try another. I can really go high. Watch me Dad. Dad? You aren't watching! Look at me. See I told you I could go really really high."

Post by **drew** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:46 am

Luke, "Hans, she's my sister...and though we did make-out that one time, I was only Mildly aroused by it."

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:29 am

Vader"And what of Padme?"
Emperor"In your anger you killed her"
Vader "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Emperor"You are embarrassing yourself,quit acting like a little bi@$h."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:13 pm

Spock: "Sir. Sensors are registering a toxic gaseous anomaly drifting through the ship. Due to its unusually deadly composition I strongly recommend we seal off the emergency bulk heads and purge the ventilation system using radioactive waste from the engines."
Kirk: "Yeah. Sorry about that. I had some bad ass Romulan chili in the mess at lunch. My bad."

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:08 pm

Kirk: "Quick Scottie, beam me up!"
Scottie: "Jim, I think that now's a good time to disscuss the $500 you owe me..."

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:52 pm

Bele: "I am half black and half white, and I hate you."
Lokai: "I am half white and half black, and I hate you more."
Kirk: "You, are the last of your kind... but if you can't, get along, we'll just beat the $#!^ out of both of you."
Roddenberry: "I'd like to tell a story about getting over old hatreds, and here is some left over black and white face paint..."
Audience: <scratches head> "I don't get it... Oh, now I get it!" <changes channel.>

Post by **Half Hand** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:49 am

"Luke go to the Degobah system and there you will find Yoda,the Jedi master who trained me"."Luke-Ben........Ben........ build me a fire".

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:42 am

Kirk: "As captain, I want two things done: first, find Cyrano Jones, and second…if just one more Tribble falls on my head, just one, I'm going to take a red hot poker and jam it right freaking up your..."

Post by **safetyjedi** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:50 pm

Kirk: Uhura, bring a boatlaod of tribbles to my quarters, I'm feeling furry tonight...

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:44 pm

"Have you ever noticed that Sulu and Checkov go everywhere together? It's like they're joined at the hip. Do you think they could be.......nah."

Post by **safetyjedi** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:07 pm

That Sulu, he sure is a gay blade.....

Post by **ur-bane** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:02 pm

Suddenly, in the Millenium Falcon, Han Solo breaks out into song:

"I did it all fo' the Wookie, the Wookie, the Wookie. I did it all fo' the Wookie...."

Post by **drew** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:36 pm

Post by **safetyjedi** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:39 am

my apologies for my last post in this thread, I just read the news a few minutes ago and had no idea, so it was not a ficticious or ludicrous quote.

Kirk: Not that there's anything wrong with that...

McCoy: So that's why I saw him in yeoman Rands uniform the other day.

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:44 pm

Spock, in his quarters:
"Computer. Run Progam #626."

(A Playstaion set appears with a Donkey Kong game waiting to start.)

Post by **safetyjedi** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:16 pm

Han: Luke, do you realize you just kissed your sister?

Luke: Well it was better than kissing my aunt, like I did back on Tatooine!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:41 am

Obi Wan: "You were The Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy The Sith, not join them! It was you who would bring balance to The Force, not leave it in Darkness!"
Anakin: "I'm the Chosen One? Well why the hell didn't you tell me? I never would have done any of this if I had known that!"

Post by **safetyjedi** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:46 am

Anakin to Obi Wan....

You thought I was the Chosen one?? Boy you were way off!

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The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game