Kevin's Watch

Kirk "Bones, Scotty, Spock-you're with me. The unknown Fifth-crewmember who always ends up getting killed...why don't you take the bridge today?"

Yoda: "Your weapons...you will not need them."

Luke: <takes them anyway>

Yoda: <sighs> "dumbass..."

Vader - "Impressive. Most impressive."
Luke - "Gosh Dad. Ya think? Let me try another. I can really go high. Watch me Dad. Dad? You aren't watching! Look at me. See I told you I could go really really high."

Luke, "Hans, she's my sister...and though we did make-out that one time, I was only Mildly aroused by it."

Vader"And what of Padme?"
Emperor"In your anger you killed her"
Vader "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Emperor"You are embarrassing yourself,quit acting like a little bi@$h."

Spock: "Sir. Sensors are registering a toxic gaseous anomaly drifting through the ship. Due to its unusually deadly composition I strongly recommend we seal off the emergency bulk heads and purge the ventilation system using radioactive waste from the engines."
Kirk: "Yeah. Sorry about that. I had some bad ass Romulan chili in the mess at lunch. My bad."

Kirk: "Quick Scottie, beam me up!"
Scottie: "Jim, I think that now's a good time to disscuss the $500 you owe me..."

Bele: "I am half black and half white, and I hate you."
Lokai: "I am half white and half black, and I hate you more."
Kirk: "You, are the last of your kind... but if you can't, get along, we'll just beat the $#!^ out of both of you."
Roddenberry: "I'd like to tell a story about getting over old hatreds, and here is some left over black and white face paint..."
Audience: <scratches head> "I don't get it... Oh, now I get it!" <changes channel.>

"Luke go to the Degobah system and there you will find Yoda,the Jedi master who trained me"."Luke-Ben........Ben........ build me a fire".

Kirk: "As captain, I want two things done: first, find Cyrano Jones, and second…if just one more Tribble falls on my head, just one, I'm going to take a red hot poker and jam it right freaking up your..."

Kirk: Uhura, bring a boatlaod of tribbles to my quarters, I'm feeling furry tonight...

"Have you ever noticed that Sulu and Checkov go everywhere together? It's like they're joined at the hip. Do you think they could be.......nah."

That Sulu, he sure is a gay blade.....

Suddenly, in the Millenium Falcon, Han Solo breaks out into song:

"I did it all fo' the Wookie, the Wookie, the Wookie. I did it all fo' the Wookie...."

my apologies for my last post in this thread, I just read the news a few minutes ago and had no idea, so it was not a ficticious or ludicrous quote.

Kirk: Not that there's anything wrong with that...

McCoy: So that's why I saw him in yeoman Rands uniform the other day.

Spock, in his quarters:
"Computer. Run Progam #626."

(A Playstaion set appears with a Donkey Kong game waiting to start.)

Han: Luke, do you realize you just kissed your sister?

Luke: Well it was better than kissing my aunt, like I did back on Tatooine!

Obi Wan: "You were The Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy The Sith, not join them! It was you who would bring balance to The Force, not leave it in Darkness!"
Anakin: "I'm the Chosen One? Well why the hell didn't you tell me? I never would have done any of this if I had known that!"

Anakin to Obi Wan....

You thought I was the Chosen one?? Boy you were way off!