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Hey Lisa,I'm taking a drunk day today,I will bring in a bartenders excuse.
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ISA has gone through the POR. im gonna shut down our MMS which should reroute our mainframe through to the LLP. im fed up having to CYA!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Jon....you're fired! :P
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killing is no longer prohibited by the terms of my employment
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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lunch breaks will now be 3.5 hours long.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Mary, those tight shirts you always wear are the only reason I've been working here as long as I have been.
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N'haar ghashi k'n k'n Cthulhu n'haar nyarlahotep g'huur!
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
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Once upon a time there was this member of management,she was a hateful old witch.Her name happened to be Susan,funny that is your name too,isn't it?Susan
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Piss Off!
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Quantity is most certainly better than quality
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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respect me or die a slow, painful death!
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Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Sure, I've had sex on your desk...what's the problem?
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tits is a typo
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Up yours!
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Verily, I'm going to need a couple of years of paid holidays... Is that a problem?
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Very nice job Mr. Nitwit! I hope you are satisfied with the way your are running this department into the freaking ground. Under what park bench did you find your bloody college degree? The bacteria that is clinging to the fleas on your dogs behind could do a better job, Pinhead! Oh and have a nice day. :-)
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Would you mind if I told you
to take your silly-ass problem to someone who actually cares?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
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x marks the spot where I would like to shot you in the head.
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You people make me want to retch!
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Zebras- well, onto something else, which is, you are a complete and utter git, and I hate you, and everything you stand for... by the way, can I have a raise?
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