Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:34 pm
Hey Lisa,I'm taking a drunk day today,I will bring in a bartenders excuse.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:01 am
ISA has gone through the POR. im gonna shut down our MMS which should reroute our mainframe through to the LLP. im fed up having to CYA!
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:14 am
Jon....you're fired! 
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:23 am
killing is no longer prohibited by the terms of my employment
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:05 am
lunch breaks will now be 3.5 hours long.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:32 am
Mary, those tight shirts you always wear are the only reason I've been working here as long as I have been.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:36 am
N'haar ghashi k'n k'n Cthulhu n'haar nyarlahotep g'huur!
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:18 am
Once upon a time there was this member of management,she was a hateful old witch.Her name happened to be Susan,funny that is your name too,isn't it?Susan
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:59 pm
Piss Off!
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:58 pm
Quantity is most certainly better than quality
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:21 am
respect me or die a slow, painful death!
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:31 pm
Sure, I've had sex on your desk...what's the problem?
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:41 pm
tits is a typo
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:47 pm
Up yours!
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:53 pm
Verily, I'm going to need a couple of years of paid holidays... Is that a problem?
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:03 pm
Very nice job Mr. Nitwit! I hope you are satisfied with the way your are running this department into the freaking ground. Under what park bench did you find your bloody college degree? The bacteria that is clinging to the fleas on your dogs behind could do a better job, Pinhead! Oh and have a nice day. 
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:02 am
Would you mind if I told you
to take your silly-ass problem to someone who actually cares?
to take your silly-ass problem to someone who actually cares?
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:53 pm
x marks the spot where I would like to shot you in the head.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:50 am
You people make me want to retch!
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:17 pm
Zebras- well, onto something else, which is, you are a complete and utter git, and I hate you, and everything you stand for... by the way, can I have a raise?