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If I could choose one other person on this planet to be me for a day I'd choose my wife for obvious reasons.


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TOM C wrote:If I won the lottery tomorrow I'd tell my boss...
a carefully polite goodbye.

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If I could choose to learn any language, it would be Dutch.

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If I could turn back time I'd be one powerful dude.

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If I could rearrange molecules in the universe at will I'd build a castle out of golden cheese, make an army out of synthetically-grown robots, and wage a full-on, three front war against poverty, puberty, and Pier One.

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If power corrupts, yadda yadda, then galactic molecular power corrupts on a molecular level.


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I were asked to name the next planet discovered I'd call it Gumby.

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If you 've got a heart then you have the raw materials you need to pump blood through your circulatory system. Without the aforementioned heart you have little chance of accomplishing this amazing feat.


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If you've got a gall bladder then you have one of a shockingly non-tiny list of organs and other sundry parts that the human body can survive without.

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If you've lost your way you probably don't know where you are or how to get where you are going unless of course you have On*Star.


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If a can could be tied around the tail of a cat, that cat would have a harder time sneaking up on prey.

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My favorite pet is the Velociraptor mongoliensis.

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One of the best things about owning a cat besides scooping poo out of his cat box is the entertainment value of the live cat-apult.

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My favorite medieval weapon is either the Spiked Flail
or the 1974 Chevy Vega.

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If I were asked to design a new and revolutionary war weapon I'd... probably clone Darth and send him into enemy countries.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .but only if you make an appointment.

The way to a man's heart is...
You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.

In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.

He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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The way to a man's heart is with a quick thrust of a stabbing instrument.

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What women really want is for men to just shut up and do what they are told.

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TOM C wrote:What women really want is for men to just shut up and do what they are told.
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If I were reincarnated as a pickle I'd make sure I was garnishing Leper Fairy's sandwich.

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