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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:33 pm
by aTOMiC
If I could choose one other person on this planet to be me for a day I'd choose my wife for obvious reasons.
If I won the lottery tomorrow I'd tell my boss...
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:46 am
by Dragonlily
TOM C wrote:If I won the lottery tomorrow I'd tell my boss...
a carefully polite goodbye.
If I could choose to learn any language, it would be...
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:03 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If I could choose to learn any language, it would be Dutch.
If I could turn back time...
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:01 pm
by aTOMiC
If I could turn back time I'd be one powerful dude.
If I could rearrange molecules in the universe at will I'd...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:19 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If I could rearrange molecules in the universe at will I'd build a castle out of golden cheese, make an army out of synthetically-grown robots, and wage a full-on, three front war against poverty, puberty, and Pier One.
If power corrupts, yadda yadda, then galactic molecular power....
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:57 pm
by aTOMiC
If power corrupts, yadda yadda, then galactic molecular power corrupts on a molecular level.
I were asked to name the next planet discovered I'd...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:42 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
I were asked to name the next planet discovered I'd call it Gumby.
If you 've got a heart then...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:47 pm
by aTOMiC
If you 've got a heart then you have the raw materials you need to pump blood through your circulatory system. Without the aforementioned heart you have little chance of accomplishing this amazing feat.
If you've got a gall bladder then...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:08 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If you've got a gall bladder then you have one of a shockingly non-tiny list of organs and other sundry parts that the human body can survive without.
If you've lost your way...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:29 pm
by aTOMiC
If you've lost your way you probably don't know where you are or how to get where you are going unless of course you have On*Star.
If a can could be tied around the tail of a...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:35 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If a can could be tied around the tail of a cat, that cat would have a harder time sneaking up on prey.
My favorite pet is...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:43 pm
by aTOMiC
My favorite pet is the Velociraptor mongoliensis.
One of the best things about owning a cat besides scooping poo out of his cat box is...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:47 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
One of the best things about owning a cat besides scooping poo out of his cat box is the entertainment value of the live cat-apult.
My favorite medieval weapon is...
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:52 pm
by aTOMiC
My favorite medieval weapon is either the Spiked Flail
or the 1974 Chevy Vega.
If I were asked to design a new and revolutionary war weapon I'd...
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:05 am
by Loredoctor
If I were asked to design a new and revolutionary war weapon I'd... probably clone Darth and send him into enemy countries.
Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:00 am
by variol son
Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .but only if you make an appointment.
The way to a man's heart is...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:41 pm
by matrixman
The way to a man's heart is with a quick thrust of a stabbing instrument.
What women really want is...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:13 pm
by aTOMiC
What women really want is for men to just shut up and do what they are told.
If I were reincarnated as a pickle I'd...
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:06 am
by The Leper Fairy
TOM C wrote:What women really want is for men to just shut up and do what they are told.
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:22 am
by matrixman
If I were reincarnated as a pickle I'd make sure I was garnishing Leper Fairy's sandwich.
Spring has officially arrived, which means...