Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:53 pm**

Nero is fiddling and I have to stop Rome from burning!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:40 pm**

oh my, i seem to have an outbreak of venereal warts. so sorry.

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:30 pm**

Popeye's the man for me!

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:32 pm**

Quagmire sugested that I don't tie myself down with just one person (Gigidy Gigidy)

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:33 pm**

QUIET! the voices in my head are voting on you RIGHT NOW!

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:54 pm**

Really! I am already dating 5 women and I don't think I have the stamina for one more!!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:03 pm**

sex change operation scheduled for tonight

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:58 am**

Thought about spending an evening with you and starting puking

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:24 pm**

Unblocking my toilet tonight

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:42 am**

Visiting my grandma so i might get some action there.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:00 am**

Wrist is killing me...I don't really want to say why....

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:19 am**

xxx clubtown is throwing a party for me.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:21 am**

You really want to know? Go look in the mirror!

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:30 am**

zoo phobia, i really shouldn't date a hippo!

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:57 pm**

As the full moon rises tonight, I'll be turning into a warewolf...really, I'm doing you a favour.

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:41 am**

big headache

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:02 am**

Can't stand another night out drinking again.
(No matter how drunk I get, you don't get any prettier!)

I know, I'm awfully mean.

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:31 am**

dont swing that way sorry

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:10 pm**

Every time I think of you, I puke

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:05 am**

farting all day long...

ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date