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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:29 pm
by duchess of malfi
Unfortunately, while driving to school this morning, my hoopty*ss car caught on fire. I used my homework to smother the flames. The hoopty mobile survived, but my homework made a great sacrifice.
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:44 am
by Cheval
Van Halen came over to "practice jam".
The entire street was here and some bozo used my homework instead of toilet paper.
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:46 am
by Cail
Wiped my butt with Cheval's homework. Got beat up.
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:03 am
by onewyteduck
X-pected in court to testify on Cail's behalf
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:06 am
by Khat
You would think with my brains I could just pass the class without doing any silly homework... Lets test out of this course!
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:13 am
by onewyteduck
ZEBRA STAMPEDE!
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:41 am
by Khat
Avalanch covered my books. It'll take me until next week to dig them out.
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:55 am
by Cheval
Begging Wyteduck not to testify against me.
(I had a Momentary Lapse Of Reason during the party.)
Lawyer told me not to do any paperwork until he says so. Unfortunatly(?), this also means homework.
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:09 am
by onewyteduck
Considering whether or not to testify against Cheval. Tossed and turned all night, couldn't think about homework
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:18 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Doppleganger should have turned it in already.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:00 am
by Cheval
Evidently, I misunderstood and thought you assigned housework.
I did clean the kitchen and bedroom, can that be counted as extra credit?
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:08 am
by Khat
Fearlessly trying to protect the trees and learn to become a secret agent - Homework would just leave a paper trail...
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:41 am
by onewyteduck
Green men (little ones, of course) approached me and said, "Take us to your teacher." I told them no, that I would never give up the teacher. They overwhelmed me and stole my homework. Run, teacher. Run and hide!
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:50 am
by ChoChiyo
Held the door to the classroom shut so the little green men (actually, they appeared rather chaurtruese to me) could not get in here to probe and/or vaporize you, teacher. I deserve your thanks, not your scorn!
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:41 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
I, the Queen of England, do decree that homework shall henceforth be banned from this schooldom.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:45 pm
by Khat
Just because you wrote it down DOESN'T mean I have to do it. I only follow written instructions when you say "so they are written, so let them be done"... I'm too busy watching the 10 commandments anyway.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:43 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Killer Whale Breached, Leaped, and Smashed my poor little kayak.
www.milkandcookies.com/links/24465/
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:05 am
by onewyteduck
Leaped from the water and smashed into some fool's kayak.....I have a horrible headache.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:32 pm
by Cheval
Missed out a great kayak trip.
Too depressed to do homework.
(Found out that kayak was in "accident" and has a hole in the bottom now.)
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:34 pm
by drew
Now I ask YOU, Mr proffesser, who does no wrong, who think he has all of the answers, I ask YOU, why didn't YOU do your homework last night? Hmmm?
No Responce eh?
Now, why should I do mine if you dont do yours?