Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:54 pm**

Gunshot wound to the head - shouldn't you see somebody about that?

Posted: **Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:07 am**

hellhounds on my trail

Posted: **Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:36 pm**

I pooted.

DW

Posted: **Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:07 am**

just took 15 hits of acid, really rather be alone right now.

Posted: **Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:33 am**

Are you SURE we have a date? No, wait, oh, you're really not there, damn, I need more lithium..........

Posted: **Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:29 am**

keeping spacemoneky aware of the abc's. may take awhile.

Posted: **Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:21 pm**

love to come, but i've got that thing, with the rash

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:40 am**

mom promised me a "special" bath tonight.

Posted: **Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:10 pm**

no longer have the correct body parts since the operation.

Posted: **Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:54 am**

off to see the wizard

Posted: **Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:19 am**

Posts in the CRUSHES thread have me so mesmerized I can't move!!

Posted: **Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:08 am**

Quickie with your mom scheduled at the same time

Posted: **Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:43 am**

Rusty chastity belt! Total turnoff!

Posted: **Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:00 pm**

someone stole my car!

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:30 pm**

taste my pain!

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:26 am**

U*G*L*Y*
You Ugly, you son-of-a-gun
You ugly
Yo' mama says 'You Ugly!!'

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:30 am**

Veneral rats

Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:09 am**

water just broke, shouldn't you get to the er?

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:07 am**

XXL, that's me...I didn't think you'd be able to handle it.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:26 am**

Yoda says that you are from the "Dark Side of the Force."

ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date