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One crumb is a speck, two crumbs are a picnic, but three crumbs are the benchmark for a slovenly lifestyle.

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A witch can be useful, if you misplace the remote control.

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A witch is not useful if she's already been burned.

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If witches were fishes, we'd all be fishing.

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If witches were stitches we'd be sew-confused.

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If wenches had stenches some things in life would prove very difficult.

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If wenches were benches we'd have plenty of seating, but be plagued by pains in the lass.

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A lass with class is as good as a lass with a killer er... backboard.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack drank down a fifth of Crown, then chased Jill until he caught her.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet... and the director yelled, 'Cut'.

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Three blind mice, see how they run, especially since we laced their maze-cheese with steroids and amphetamines.

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PETA is an organization that tastes like chicken.

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SETI is an organization that has decided to look elsewhere for what it can't find here.

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NAFTA has effectively... confused people as to why it doesn't stock more cheese.

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soldering irons are fun with cheesy bread sticks.

yesterday today and tomorrow...
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Yesterday, today, and tomorrow are all contenders for the best time of my life.


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optimism is when you think the tax department isnt going to find out...

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When the going gets tough,
it's time for someone else to do the job.

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I realize it was not a U.F.O., but just a extraterrestrial space craft that seemed to be abducting my neighbors in the middle of the night. Nothing to be concerned about.


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After midnight we will all turn into flesh-eating zombies named "Chuck," or maybe just be one day older. Your choice.


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