Kevin's Watch

I invented the phrase "Buckle up, it's a snap!"

I also punched the Colosseum.

Auleliel wrote:

sgt.null wrote:i despise one of the mallory's games i created. i have no idea why people play it. and no - i will not tell you which one. keep playing them all.

Which one is it? Have I played it?

yes we all have - but i like the tokens and i won't say what game it is. i am just too greedy.

Lord Foul wrote:I also punched the Colosseum.

That's not a little known fact.

I have a single freckle directly above my heart.

When I get depressed, I drop out of society for a while

I can burp on command.

I can too...but it's no big deal compared to being able to fart on command. Now that's practical! Sometimes you really need to clear a room or get rid of a particularly obnoxious person.

I once peed in someones shoes................on purpose.

Sunbaneglasses wrote:I once peed in someones shoes................on purpose.

LOL! Did the person deserve it?

I wrote for my high school newspaper.
Was also Managing Editor.

I was editor of my school paper in my second-to-last year of high school and my editorial won a national journalism award.

Yeah, well I was News Editor on two different college newspapers and won the "Troublemaker" award for investigative journalism. Aaaah the days before purple journalism and force fed thinktank brainwashing.

danlo wrote:...force fed thinktank brainwashing.

We do not brainwash people in the 'Tank, OK?



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I have a very superficial ulnar nerve (funnybone) in my left elbow. At least 2 times a week I bump it on something and my 4th and 5th finger on my left hand go numb. Once I bumped it so hard I got incredibly nasueous and vomited from the pain. You'd think I'd learn to stop bumping it on things but no..........

One upper molar on each side of my mouth has a longer than average root, so that it almost collides with my sinuses. The upshot is, whenever I have a cold or allergies or whatnot, I usually get toothache in those two teeth as well.

Probably not that unusual, but no-one else I've spoken to has had it.

Mortice Root wrote:I have a very superficial ulnar nerve (funnybone) in my left elbow.

Although not as sensitive as yours sounds, I have a nerve bundle near my left clavical that is very painful when pushed on. And believe me my wife knows right where it is...

I have a small penis but do not compensate for it by owning a large or phallic-shaped car.

Cagbuddy...I'm going to have to introduce you to the phrase, "way too much information"....

Ali, you read my mind. I was gonna post this, "Cagbro, that was a total overshare"

aliantha wrote:Cagbuddy...I'm going to have to introduce you to the phrase, "way too much information"....

Okay, cool. What does that phrase mean?

Oh, and I want to add one more thing to the Little Known Facts About KW Members:

I'm a pathological liar. But not really.