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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:43 pm
by aTOMiC
Flesh-eating zombies are best served with red wine.
Flesh-eating zombies only like three kinds of...
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:47 pm
by Gil galad
Flesh-eating zombies only like three kinds of cactus, the thornless ones.
Flesh eating zombies love to climb...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:50 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Flesh eating zombies love to climb out of their graves and attack fleshy people in slow motion.
Fleshy people in slow motion...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:58 pm
by aTOMiC
Fleshy people in slow motion are a favorite mealtime treat of flesh eating zombies.
Skinny people in fast motion are...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:04 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Skinny people in fast motion are aerobics instructors.
Aerobics instructors...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:40 pm
by aTOMiC
Aerobics instructors always seem to turn out to be undercover FEMA agents.
If you need FEMA to take charge of your community, then you are...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:04 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If you need FEMA to take charge of your community, then you are screwed, unless you are the protagonist in a movie.
Screwed movie protagonists...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:11 pm
by aTOMiC
Screwed movie protagonists are generally screwed on a sliding scale dependent on the salary of the actor/actress portraying said protagonist.
If my job effected millions of people all over the world I would expect that my salary....
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:33 pm
by dANdeLION
If my job effected millions of people all over the world I would expect that my salary....
....weekly.
I am.....
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:53 pm
by aTOMiC
I am brief.
You are...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:56 pm
by dANdeLION
You are...briefer.
I was...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:57 pm
by aTOMiC
I was a teenage werewolf.
The winds of...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:38 pm
by dANdeLION
The winds of......change.
Loose lips sink...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:42 pm
by aTOMiC
Loose lips sink to the bottom of the tank when they finally drop off.
A stitch in time...
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:15 am
by matrixman
A stitch in time...was a relative crime in Einstein's mind.
Travelling at 0.5 past lightspeed feels like...
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:15 am
by aTOMiC
Travelling at 0.5 past lightspeed feels like travelling at 0.5631 past lightspeed just with green tracers instead of blue.
If humans can never physically travel faster than light, how come...
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:55 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If humans can never physically travel faster than light, how come I always end up at work before dawn?
Workaholics are like...
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:01 pm
by aTOMiC
Workaholics are like Alcoholics except they are far less interesting and far less destructive.
If I decided to go hungry for days like Covenant I would end up doing...
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:11 pm
by danlo
If I decided to go hungry for days like Covenant I would end up doing grease-vat duty at McDonalds with my tounge.
When Hile Troy ran into Jack Nicholson at the Lakers game...
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:12 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If I decided to go hungry for days like Covenant I would end up doing well, until I break down and then take down an entire Chinese buffet.
Chinese food is best when...