Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:14 pm**

Ha beat you! You lose!

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:17 pm**

[to danlo, in best Cartman impersonation] "Well FINE then...!"

When Hile Troy ran into Jack Nicholson at the Lakers game, he REALLY ran into Jack Nicholson. Nyuk nyuk!

Chinese food is best when...

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:20 pm**

Chinese food is best when its been sitting in the fridge for a week and is then reheated with gastronomical results.

If cows have four stomachs then...

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:24 pm**

If cows have four stomachs then they could suffer four times the heartburn after a chili-cheesedog with onions.

If I had four stomachs, I would...

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:31 pm**

If I had four stomachs, I would double over in intense pain due to the fact that my body is not designed to house four stomachs.

If I had six fingers on my right hand I'd...

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:36 pm**

If I had six fingers on my right hand I'd be especially afraid of orphaned swordsmen named Inigo Mantoya.

I would like my epitaph to be "...

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:42 pm**

I would like my epitaph to be "He stood there till the last possible moment....and then one moment more."

If I could choose the time, place and manner in which I leave this world I would...

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:50 pm**

If I could choose the time, place and manner in which I leave this world I would either be psychic or suicidal.

Psychics are like....

Posted: **Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:54 pm**

Psychics are like a box of chocolates, if you squeeze one hard enough you'll see what is inside.

If I were chosen to be on extreme makeover I'd have them hack...

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2004 2:42 am**

If I were chosen to be on extreme makeover I'd have them hack...
off some of my long hair and transplant it over my bald spot!

If I could change one thing in life, it would be...

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2004 12:39 pm**

If I could change one thing in life, it would be... the poor fuel to distance ratio in German Tiger Tanks.

The reason why people claim to be abducted by aliens is . . .

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2004 1:01 pm**

The reason why people claim to be abducted by aliens is that when they are returned from being rectally probed they are generally pretty traumatized and want everyone to know about it.

If aliens abducted me I'd....

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2004 1:04 pm**

If aliens abducted me I'd.... tell them danlo has all the genetic material they are after.

Cops and robbers is a fun game until . . .

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2004 8:23 pm**

Cops and robbers is a fun game until . . . my finger runs out of ammo.

When my finger runs out of ammo...

Posted: **Sun May 09, 2004 5:51 pm**

When my finger runs out of ammo I go and get loaded. Ur, I mean re-loaded.

Alcohol is best when served...

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2004 9:00 am**

Alcohol is best when served...in a container.

If I were a hammer, I'd....

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2004 5:49 pm**

If I were a hammer, I'd treat the world like a bunch of nails.

My chances of actually being a hammer are...

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2004 6:03 pm**

My chances of actually being a hammer are equal to my chances of becoming the next Chancellor of The United Galactic Assembly. Which might be pretty good now that I think about it.

If I were the leader of a vast alliance of planets, I'd...

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2004 8:35 pm**

If I were the leader of a vast alliance of planets, I'd develop a Congress of Worlds to provide the illusion of a democratic government, and totally enjoy being a multi-world dictator until my inevitable assassination by those demanding rights for the ethical treatment of animal dung.

Animal dung is better than...

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2004 8:40 pm**

Animal dung is better than pepsi but not much better.

Coke rules because...

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