ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Damelon** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:08 am

No way I can get out of going to the Ed Wood film retrospective.

Post by **Creator** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:18 am

Out of town on a business trip - 90 mile rule applies!!

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:34 am

Perhaps when you come back from your sex change operation...

Post by **Phantasm** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:35 am

Quick glance at your face put me off dating you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:17 pm

Rewinding fees have bankrupted me. [Know anyone in the market for a used VCR?]

Post by **Phantasm** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:58 pm

Someone showed me what you look like, and you still expect me to date you?

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:15 pm

ticks have attached themselves to my member and i need to go to the hospital

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:58 pm

Ugly is you be, and whiskey enough do I lack.

DW

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:09 pm

very bad time, i am beset by demons!

Post by **Gil galad** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:10 pm

water broke

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:39 pm

xecto injury to the privates, bleeding out.....

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:46 pm

Yeurquin's funeral.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:09 am

zorro costume needs returning

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:12 am

All in all you're just another brick in the wall...
and I don't date bricks.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:16 am

been eating beans all day
>braaaaaaaaaappppppp<

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:20 am

Chancres are weeping extra hard today.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:22 am

dead, i'm dead

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:23 am

Eating horse for dinner, and she has better teeth than you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:23 am

Ennui <sigh>.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:28 am

forgot, gotta go!

Kevin's Watch