Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:08 am**

No way I can get out of going to the Ed Wood film retrospective.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:18 am**

Out of town on a business trip - 90 mile rule applies!!

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:34 am**

Perhaps when you come back from your sex change operation...

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:35 am**

Quick glance at your face put me off dating you.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:17 pm**

Rewinding fees have bankrupted me. [Know anyone in the market for a used VCR?]

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:58 pm**

Someone showed me what you look like, and you still expect me to date you?

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:15 pm**

ticks have attached themselves to my member and i need to go to the hospital

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:58 pm**

Ugly is you be, and whiskey enough do I lack.

DW

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:09 pm**

very bad time, i am beset by demons!

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:10 pm**

water broke

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:39 pm**

xecto injury to the privates, bleeding out.....

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:46 pm**

Yeurquin's funeral.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:09 am**

zorro costume needs returning

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:12 am**

All in all you're just another brick in the wall...
and I don't date bricks.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:16 am**

been eating beans all day
>braaaaaaaaaappppppp<

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:20 am**

Chancres are weeping extra hard today.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:22 am**

dead, i'm dead

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:23 am**

Eating horse for dinner, and she has better teeth than you.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:23 am**

Ennui <sigh>.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:28 am**

forgot, gotta go!

ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date