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Post by **Krazy Kat** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:47 pm

really annoying fly buzzing around your head first thing in the morning

Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:46 pm

sitting and trying to do something that just doesn't work well

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:55 am

toilet is clogged and overflowing and you have no way of knowing when it will - STOP!

Post by **Harbinger** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:59 am

U have to jump up with your pants around your ankles and hop around to shut off the water valve so you won't be cleaning brown water off the bathroom floor. And it may have been a preliminary flush, so you may not be clean AND you might not make it in time. So you could be in the bathroom with brownwater dampened dangling nether regions, a dirty wet floor and toilet, a dirty bottom, and wet shoes. Hopefully, you're not a guest, you caught it before it got to the carpet in the hall, you have on footwear other than flip flops, and there is no corn involved.

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:36 pm

Vagabond living in the dustbin (trashcan)

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:44 am

whatever annoys you the most at work is the one thing preventing you from leaving on time...

Post by **IrrationalSanity** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:18 am

xenon strobe tail-lights.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:03 am

you choke to death ona swarm of roaches

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:35 am

Zeus comes down from the heavens and puts a lightning bolt in your arse.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:48 am

aphids eating your brains as you are tied to a table...

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:34 pm

Bright flash of light, just before the shock wave and mushroom cloud.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:06 am

collecting beer bottles as they are thrown at your band on stage.

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:45 pm

Dead people invading your town.

(I need to stop watching Shaun of the Dead)

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:34 am

eating spoiled mayo , you get food poisoning and die retching after vomiting the contents of your stomach...

Post by **Harbinger** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:00 am

forgetting to pay something and incurring a late fee

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:24 am

greasy grimy gopher guts

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:48 am

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:35 am

idiot driving behind you

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:01 pm

Justice denied

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:18 pm

killings, murders, taking of life

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