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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:47 pm
by Krazy Kat
really annoying fly buzzing around your head first thing in the morning
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:46 pm
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
sitting and trying to do something that just doesn't work well
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:55 am
by sgt.null
toilet is clogged and overflowing and you have no way of knowing when it will - STOP!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:59 am
by Harbinger
U have to jump up with your pants around your ankles and hop around to shut off the water valve so you won't be cleaning brown water off the bathroom floor. And it may have been a preliminary flush, so you may not be clean AND you might not make it in time. So you could be in the bathroom with brownwater dampened dangling nether regions, a dirty wet floor and toilet, a dirty bottom, and wet shoes. Hopefully, you're not a guest, you caught it before it got to the carpet in the hall, you have on footwear other than flip flops, and there is no corn involved.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:36 pm
by Krazy Kat
Vagabond living in the dustbin (trashcan)
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:44 am
by sgt.null
whatever annoys you the most at work is the one thing preventing you from leaving on time...
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:18 am
by IrrationalSanity
xenon strobe tail-lights.
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:03 am
by sgt.null
you choke to death ona swarm of roaches
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:35 am
by Cheval
Zeus comes down from the heavens and puts a lightning bolt in your arse.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:48 am
by sgt.null
aphids eating your brains as you are tied to a table...
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:34 pm
by Cheval
Bright flash of light, just before the shock wave and mushroom cloud.
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:06 am
by sgt.null
collecting beer bottles as they are thrown at your band on stage.
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:45 pm
by Cheval
Dead people invading your town.
(I need to stop watching Shaun of the Dead)
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:34 am
by sgt.null
eating spoiled mayo , you get food poisoning and die retching after vomiting the contents of your stomach...
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:00 am
by Harbinger
forgetting to pay something and incurring a late fee
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:24 am
by sgt.null
greasy grimy gopher guts
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:48 am
by Cheval
Hate
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:35 am
by sgt.null
idiot driving behind you
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:01 pm
by deer of the dawn
Justice denied
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:18 pm
by sgt.null
killings, murders, taking of life