Kevin's Watch

Coke rules because it tastes great!

If I could be any rock star for a day I would be...

If I could be any rock star for a day I would be Elvis, simply to find out what really happened to me.

Thursday is the worst day of the week because...

Thursday is the worst day of the week because it is the day that is freaking tease. Hey! Here comes the weekend..........almost.

Tuesday is always the day of the week that...

Tuesday is always the day of the week that gets no love because it isn't as bad as Monday, but doesn't have a catchy other name like 'hump-day' either.

I think that the work week should...

I think that the work week should shortened to 4 days starting this week so I don't have to go in tomorrow.

If I had the choice between a million dollars and a lifetime's supply of cheddar cheese combos and coke I'd...

If I had the choice between a million dollars and a lifetime's supply of cheddar cheese combos and coke I'd take the latter cause it's more fun to die of a heart attack than to be able to afford a personal trainer.

If Donald Rumsfeld came up to me in the street I'd tell him...

If Donald Rumsfeld came up to me in the street I'd tell him "I sure hope your resume's up to date."

The bit of work experience that I would never admit on my resume is...

The bit of work experience that I would never admit on my resume is so confidential that I couldn't reveal it even on Kevin's Watch. Shhhhhhhhh. *Looks around to see if anyone can hear.*

The most embarassing moment I've ever felt at work was the time I...

The most embarrassing moment I've ever felt at work was the time I got a bite of shredded carrots stuck in my throat and ended up blarging orange shrapnel all over the lunch table.

Monday at work feels like...

Monday at work feels like being punched in the face with an armored fist with spikes on the knuckles.


In contrast to monday, friday always feels like...

In contrast to monday, friday always feels like...

Spoiler

great sex under a big shady tree on a warm and sunny summer day.

By the time Friday comes I am ready for...

By the time Friday comes I am ready for

Spoiler

great sex under a big shady tree.

I'm so excited about Runes of the Earth coming that I...

I'm so excited about Runes of the Earth coming that I may have to take a day off to read it when it finally comes out.

The best thing about Donaldson's writing is...

The best thing about Donaldson's writing is that his work is always worth waiting for no matter how long it takes.


If SRD asked me to write an original story based on one of his characters I'd choose...

If SRD asked me to write an original story based on one of his characters I'd choose King Joyse.

That story would be about...

That story would be about how a young Joyse embarks on a grand adventure after accidentally being translated to an alien world filled with dark menacing creatures that have acid for blood and cocoon their victims to be used as hosts for their young. Joyse manages to slay the queen alien using nothing but his trusty pocketknife, a bit of old chewing gum and a paperclip.

If I were left alone on an alien world with only a cotton swab to defend myself I'd....

If I were left alone on an alien world with only a cotton swab to defend myself I'd become known as the Destroyer of Evil Wax Buildup In Ears, or DEWBIE for short.

In my new role as a DEWBIE, I would...

In my new role as a DEWBIE, I would crush my enemies with an irresistible force that would sweep the world clean in a triumphant cloud of cotton! Bah! Kneel before me. I am DEWBIE. Pray to your deities for I will not be merciful! Ahahahahahahahahahahhaahhh!

The first thing I would do if I were elected to a high office, somewhere above dog catcher, I'd...

The first thing I would do if I were elected to a high office, somewhere above dog catcher, I'd become embroiled in some seedy scandal to make sure I was the topic of everyone's water-cooler conversations, to satisfy my self-destructively massive ego.

The problem with having a big ego is...

The problem with having a big ego is that you're so busy strokin' yourself you never hear everyone calling you 'moron' behind your back.

If I could have anything in the world to drink right now...