ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:32 am

Gag-reflex.

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:34 am

Hung like a horse, but you're not my type of filly.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:04 am

i am testing a new type of sterility drug

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:16 am

Just thought of you and felt sick - no date tonight girly.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:43 pm

killed my last girlfriend, don't want to clean up another murder scene.

Post by **Gil galad** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:42 pm

loved you long time last week sorry

Post by **Phantasm** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:49 am

My mum says I can't date psychos

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:51 am

not straight

Post by **Phantasm** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:08 pm

Oversized scrotum needs drained tonight.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:32 pm

Polygamy has fallen out of vogue.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:43 am

quick, my wife is coming up the drive, run!

Post by **Gil galad** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:16 am

rancor needs feeding tonight, just stand right over there...

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:33 pm

sexual deviencies that you just wouldn't understand

Post by **Phantasm** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:44 pm

Toejam party at the frat house tonight, you're not invited.

Post by **Gil galad** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:24 am

Unlimited pain is causing some discomfort

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:40 am

very sleepy, took whole bottle of sleeping pills.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:49 am

What date??????

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:01 pm

X-Box 360. 'nuff said.

Post by **Phantasm** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:02 pm

You're the ugliest person I have ever had the misfortune to set eyes upon.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:06 pm

Zoo called - they need you back in your cage early.

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