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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:32 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Gag-reflex.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:34 am
by Phantasm
Hung like a horse, but you're not my type of filly.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:04 am
by sgt.null
i am testing a new type of sterility drug

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:16 am
by Phantasm
Just thought of you and felt sick - no date tonight girly.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:43 pm
by sgt.null
killed my last girlfriend, don't want to clean up another murder scene.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:42 pm
by Gil galad
loved you long time last week sorry

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:49 am
by Phantasm
My mum says I can't date psychos

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:51 am
by sgt.null
not straight

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:08 pm
by Phantasm
Oversized scrotum needs drained tonight.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:32 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Polygamy has fallen out of vogue.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:43 am
by sgt.null
quick, my wife is coming up the drive, run!

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:16 am
by Gil galad
rancor needs feeding tonight, just stand right over there...

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:33 pm
by sgt.null
sexual deviencies that you just wouldn't understand

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:44 pm
by Phantasm
Toejam party at the frat house tonight, you're not invited.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:24 am
by Gil galad
Unlimited pain is causing some discomfort

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:40 am
by sgt.null
very sleepy, took whole bottle of sleeping pills.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:49 am
by Cheval
What date??????

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:01 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
X-Box 360. 'nuff said.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:02 pm
by Phantasm
You're the ugliest person I have ever had the misfortune to set eyes upon.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:06 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Zoo called - they need you back in your cage early.