Kevin's Watch

I didn't leave you. I'm right here with you.

I'm looking over your shoulder at those filthy thoughts in the box.

"Oooh. What's that one do..."

[The music rises as the camera pans to the side and the scene fades to black.]

Annalysei wrote:I chuckle and gently fluff Sigrid's feathers

Heh. You said "fluff".

Annalysei wrote:"You may be a delicate flower, but you're my delicate flower. And you know how I feel about flowers."

Heh. You said "flower".

Heh heh heh...
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Geek the pooty, first.

Ah, men. So easy. I've been mauling Sigrid on a regular basis by now, and you're just now giggling? I expected better, Led.

He's such an ass.

I had to listen to his stupid Beevis and Butthead laugh for hours.

Huh huh huh heh heh... girls...heh heh.

Don't you start. It's funny for a minute here. Then it's not funny for hours at home.

You know you love it. Don't lie.

ETA: If it makes you feel any better, my husband does it too, just more in his head. He's convinced that I was a rampant lesbian in college with my best friend. Whatever, dude. If you must. So whenever she comes over to the house now, I SWEAR that laugh is on a constant loop in his head.

[Oh, I know what she got into in college with her best friend. That's why I laugh.]

Dimension Hop - Taken from the Player's Handbook II, pg 110.

Conjuration (Teleportation)
Level: Duskblade 2, Sorcererer/Wizard 2
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature Touched
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

You instantly teleport the subject creature a distance of 5 feet per two caster levels. The destination must be an unoccupied space with line of sight.

[The "per two levels" thing is a bit weird in D&D... 1st and 2nd count as 5', 3rd and 4th count as 10', and 11th counts as 55' for you.]

[You may, of course, touch yourself as the creature. (Heh heh heh heh) and teleport yourself up to 55' as well.]

Hey GK. How many of your roommates have been gay? One stable, one psycho, and one closet case?

Are you trying to tell us something?

<insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here>

PS - You ever hear from Bryce?

So, uh... David was straight. Weird, but straight.
Bryce was gayly forward. Hella cool, too.
Mike was crazy. So far removed from reality, it's hard to comment on his orientation.
Brandon (is that his name?) was frat-boy straight.
Steve was mostly straight. Creepy, also, in the end.
Chris was straight. Messed up, in the end. Then he died.
Julie was bisexual, so she says. She never proved it to me, though.
Jim was straight. And you lived with him too.
Tiff was bisexual. She also never proved it to me. Also kind of crazy.
Chris knew he was straight, because he dated a guy for a few months, and just never got the hang of it. Also crazy.
And then Sigrid... whoo-boy. <REDACTED> Also, seriously crazy. But, more or less a compatible flavor of crazy, so we make it work.

And I tracked Bryce down on Facebook. You can find him on my friends list. Still way up north.

Trina, the more I read that last paragraph you wrote, the more it sounds like lolspeak. I can haz dead ogres plz?

When I get excited my ideas tend to run together and simple rules of language get ignored in the jumble of thoughts.

I figured, but I also wouldn't be surprised if you asked for cheezburgers.

She's a Lol Kat.

Kalindriel Ec'urb wrote:She's a Lol Kat.

NO U!

OK, i am saying that anything on the Equipment Distribution List which has just one name on it is now that persons, and adjust char sheets accordingly.....

Kali has me down with an ioun stone of Dex +2, I actually have the gloves of dex +2, not the stone :p

The stone should be on Sigrid and Trina should have the gloves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UqFPujRZWo

Where I shamelessly stole that from.

I love the Tiefling.