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zits are a popping, can't leave the house.
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Already promised to date your mom tonight - she's hot.
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balls welled up after stalking incident. need to ice them down.
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came to the conclusion that you are a waste of skin.
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dung collection needs updating.
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Every bone in my body is screaming noooooooooooooooo, don't date that hag.
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fallen and i can't get up.
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Got to go help a blind leper to VSE tonight.
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Have to brush my hair, down there, and that takes all night.
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i'm under house arrest
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Post by Cheval »

Jerry Lewis marathon on this weekend.
Gotta go to France to see it.
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Killed my old Gf, you can help w/ the burial
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Lost my own phone number, now I can't even call myself for a date.
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My Brain hurts.
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NO.
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Post by Cheval »

Opera is not my cup of tea... you can go by yourself.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Gil galad »

Post traumatic stress from my last date with you
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Post by onewyteduck »

Quite simple really. I have a hot date tonight with a guy named Jack Bauer and just can't compete!
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Running for President this year, and I need to swat my "Presidency for Dummies" book...
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Post by Cheval »

Silly girl, I'm not your type and I am broke as can be.
Movies bore me, dinner is over-rated, and walking along the beach just gets sand fleas on you.
Besides, I'm married.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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