Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:07 pm**

zits are a popping, can't leave the house.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:09 pm**

Already promised to date your mom tonight - she's hot.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:25 pm**

balls welled up after stalking incident. need to ice them down.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:26 pm**

came to the conclusion that you are a waste of skin.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:29 pm**

dung collection needs updating.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:30 pm**

Every bone in my body is screaming noooooooooooooooo, don't date that hag.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:31 pm**

fallen and i can't get up.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:46 pm**

Got to go help a blind leper to VSE tonight.

Posted: **Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:23 am**

Have to brush my hair, down there, and that takes all night.

Posted: **Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:39 am**

i'm under house arrest

Posted: **Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:52 pm**

Jerry Lewis marathon on this weekend.
Gotta go to France to see it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:32 am**

Killed my old Gf, you can help w/ the burial

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:48 am**

Lost my own phone number, now I can't even call myself for a date.

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:46 pm**

My Brain hurts.

Posted: **Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:27 am**

Posted: **Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:59 am**

Opera is not my cup of tea... you can go by yourself.

Posted: **Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:23 am**

Post traumatic stress from my last date with you

Posted: **Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:45 pm**

Quite simple really. I have a hot date tonight with a guy named Jack Bauer and just can't compete!

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:15 am**

Running for President this year, and I need to swat my "Presidency for Dummies" book...

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:27 am**

Silly girl, I'm not your type and I am broke as can be.
Movies bore me, dinner is over-rated, and walking along the beach just gets sand fleas on you.
Besides, I'm married.

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