Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:44 pm**

Same.

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:36 pm**

Who's my minion? Who's my minion? YOU ARE *kissy kissy kissy*

Posted: **Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:14 am**

Those commercials are the only good thing about D&D 4.0. But they're not good enough to redeem it.

Posted: **Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:16 am**

Why are you still awake? It's late where you are.

Posted: **Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:35 am**

Lookie here, woman. Don't sass me, just 'cause it's still daylight where you are. I'm working now. I get to go in to work late, as a result.

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:13 am**

"Don't sass me?" Siggy, burn his dinner when he gets home. Burn it to a crisp.

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:07 am**

Better yet, make him cook his own damn meal. (Then burn that when he's not looking.)

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:00 am**

Anna, do you realize the sexism inherent in the assumption that she cooks my meals?

I approve.

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:11 pm**

Not if I'm assuming that you take TURNS cooking, and when it's her turn, she burn the holy shit out of your food. And if it's YOUR turn to cook, she can have a little accident with the salt shaker over your plate.

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:17 pm**

In my infinite magnanimity, I try to ignore those little rebellions. Because even when she's burning my dinner, she's still doing it within the context of making my dinner. It's like saying "I'm still less than you, but..." And I don't really care what comes after the 'but'.

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:40 pm**

AW HELL NO. Sigrid, please beat his ass. Please? Like whack him in the neck and show him who's really the boss. PLEASE?

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:09 am**

I can't. He's out of state. He's visiting 'Trina.

Stupid goatsucker doesn't eat dinner, anyway. So I can't burn it. Or salt it. Or spit in it.

But I don't cook it, either.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:05 pm**

He doesn't eat dinner? Does he eat lunch? Or breakfast? spit in his cocoa krispies.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:59 pm**

He's still out of town.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:07 pm**

I'll be back in town briefly, but then I'm going away for two months. She'll have forgotten all this by the time I'm really back.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:12 pm**

Gone for two months? Yowch.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:15 pm**

Now she's all yowchy for you being gone 2 months.

Earlier she was all spit in his cereal.

Just because you now look like a tiefling doesn't mean you are one. =P

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:27 pm**

I was feeling bad for Sigrid, thank you very much. She seems to like him. :p

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:45 pm**

Apparently it's all on me now. Due to my current medical issues, I have to admit I'm a bit out of it. I'll take some hints on what our excuse should be.

Carrying a message for the leader person? What's her name?

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:35 pm**

We are a mercenary group. Swords for hire.

At least that is what I thought the plan was.

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