Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:24 pm**

If clocks catch up to themselves will they still agree with a stopped clock at one time during the day?

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:11 am**

Is a stopped clock broken or bored?

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:59 am**

If a stopped clock is in a funk what does it do to get out of it

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:09 am**

Do you climb out of a funk or dig?

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:02 am**

If youre in a funk do you funky chicken up on out of it

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:42 pm**

Does a funky chicken still want to dance to the chicken dance at a wedding?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:18 am**

Do you chicken out of the wedding dance?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:45 am**

Dont you chicken out of a chicken wedding dance

.. I mean its a chicken wedding ..

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:04 pm**

Can I still attend a chicken wedding if I am a angry adventurous lion?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:04 pm**

Could a chicken marry an angry lion at a chicken wedding or would it be better if a chicken married a silly lion

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:00 am**

How many chicken weddings does this make?

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:00 pm**

If I won't cater for a chicken wedding does that make me zoophobic?

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:52 am**

If youre zoophobic does that mean that youre not really human or does it mean that you have a phobia for yourself

and all other humans

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:24 am**

Isn't that agoraphobic?

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:21 am**

Isnt agoraphobia a fear of open spaces

literally doesnt it mean fear of market places

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:41 am**

Who hasn't experienced fear and loathing in the Stuff Mart?

Posted: **Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:08 pm**

Who has experienced fear and loathing in a mini mart or a Walmart

for that matter

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:02 pm**

Fear and loathing of other customers, or of the merchandise?

Posted: **Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:43 pm**

What merchandise would you fear and loathe?

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2018 2:09 am**

Would anybody be upset if I said Grand Theft Auto was one of the things I loathed?

Do you think we have questions?